y…..you have extra teeth…..?……could i perhaps- no……it’s stupid…..but m-maybe……could i….h……..have one of them……?….just one youre not using……no nevermind……it was dumb…….i-i was just thinking maybe……..
Starting a new Bioware game: So many new characters to meet and places to explore! It’s so exciting having a blank slate and a whole new world to get to know! I can’t wait to find out who the romance options are this is so fun
Starting DA4, probably: IT’S BEEN FIVE WHOLE MINUTES WHERE THE FUCK IS SOLAS
Hi my name is Ulfric Stormcloak and I have a long stormy cloak(that’s how I got my name) with fur that reaches my midback and swamp green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ysgramor (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Talos but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a nord but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a jarl, and I rule windhelm. I’m a stormcloak (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloaks. I love cloaks and I wear them with all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a Grey cloak and silver armor, and black pants, with silver bracers and boots. I was walking outside Windhelm. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of imperials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.