stygian-posting
stygian-posting
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I was made aware by my colleagues that some of you had a new social media. Only on here to monitor & out of curiosity! ^^
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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Hummh. Well, there's always a chance...
THE DAY OF REBIRTH AND REDEATH IS UPON US, CHILD
-@grand-steward-posting
Ah-- Grand Steward....?
Goodness, between you and the Maker, we really do nearly have a full house, don't we? We're just missing a few of my siblings, I fear.
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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THE DAY OF REBIRTH AND REDEATH IS UPON US, CHILD
-@grand-steward-posting
Ah-- Grand Steward....?
Goodness, between you and the Maker, we really do nearly have a full house, don't we? We're just missing a few of my siblings, I fear.
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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where did you go ):
Hmm? Nowhere in particular, don't worry! Simply busy, busy, busy with work, but I've always been, and always will be- you can count on death as a universal constant, if absolutely nothing else! ^^
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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ys... i am UNWORTHy of behavior chart management. 🙁🙁so i g ive to y....💔
Are you sure...? I will do my absolute best to carry on your legacy in an unbiased manner, but I feel whatever third party you are would be best to truly assess people's behavior without the lense of bias. (Also, I'm sure you're plenty worthy...!!)
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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meekly hands the behavior clip chart to you
Oh....? Am I... In charge of this, now?
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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I am quite certain that ingesting baking soda would just cause the particles to get lost in my... Genetic make-up, I suppose? I don't believe they'd have any reaction with me.
gruntgle employer explosion via baking soda
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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I- I don't.... Think we do that.
gruntgle employer explosion via baking soda
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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if the fanatics are on this site does this mean the demoniacs could get on it as well?
In..... Theory, I suppose. I would really rather they don't. I have been rather enjoying the blissfully quiet state of my ask box as of late.
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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Can we get a SLAY
....Sorry? If you're asking me to kill someone, I don't take offers for that sort of thing. There are plenty of eager assassins for hire in the waking world, though- it's quite the booming job market, as a matter of fact!
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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are you and the other employers celebrating the new year?
Ah, apologies, I seem to have missed this... I've been busy, unfortunately! There was a bit of a dispute between two factions, and the results were... Well, bloody, as you can conclude by the notion that I've been busy.
I can't speak for how or if my siblings celebrate, necessarily, but I do try to when I can! The turning of a year is such a grand event to you mortals- yet we exist on such different timeframes, I hardly notice unless I'm told. I do think it's a thing worth celebrating, though, especially if you're alive for it! Hurray, you survived another year! And here's to many more, I should hope! <3
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stygian-posting · 1 year ago
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mvogn yu o clarp clip u .p ⬆️⬆️⬆️💞 cobrjagularins !!!!!!!!!! clip.p UP!!!!!!
Oh, this! I haven't heard of anyone getting their clip moved in quite some time. I was beginning to worry that something had happened to you!
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stygian-posting · 2 years ago
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auntie .why are you green and . glowy in your picture // @hiveslug-posting
Oh! That's not quite 'me'- it's an extension of myself, one I designed to look like the S-3LFs that pass through my domain. I thought it might be a bit easier to communicate with than myself in full, and so far that's proven correct! And, since this is a communcations platform, it only felt fitting to use it as my "profile picture" here.
Also, I find it a little cute. Just a bit! ^^
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stygian-posting · 2 years ago
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Would a car made out of the skin of a creature not.... Decay?
question unrelated to earlier does anyone have a spare glaggle
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stygian-posting · 2 years ago
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.......Is that what you wanted them for?
question unrelated to earlier does anyone have a spare glaggle
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stygian-posting · 2 years ago
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Deliberator, by all means, I'm the reason any of you own one. They're breeding in my domain. It's not as if I've ordered the execution of every last one!!
question unrelated to earlier does anyone have a spare glaggle
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stygian-posting · 2 years ago
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Well, none of my business what happens to them once they're out of my care! And I wouldn't want to stifle the pursuit of scientific knowledge!
question unrelated to earlier does anyone have a spare glaggle
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stygian-posting · 2 years ago
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Please. Take as many as you like.
question unrelated to earlier does anyone have a spare glaggle
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