i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
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my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.
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ladies and gentlemen
Happy new year
Japanese duck, my name is Petan
Thank you for your continued support this year
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Love her or hate her, she’s spitting poison out of her glands.
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Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???
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Yuzu Kato
'Borrowing from the Tiger's Majesty'.
かとうゆず 「虎の威を借る」
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bill watterson living my dream life. make a wildly successful artistic product at 27. retire when you want to, when the artistic product is still wildly successful and at its peak, at 37. disappear off the face of the earth and mind your own business rich and happy and beloved for the rest of your life. GOD the fucking dream
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I hear the government built a portal to Heaven in the Chicago desert but couldn’t keep it open long enough because cherubs kept getting through and uncreating FBI agents
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yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records
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Its over
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Musk changed twitter policy to ban accounts that share people's location so he could ban that account that tracks his jet because last night this happened, allegedly
If we try hard enough maybe we can scare him into shutting down the whole site
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if breaking bad was set in 2022 they’d get arrested immediately bc jesse would get his BeReal notification whilst they were cooking
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