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i am legit crying here

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I'm a lesbian who writes about dudes a lot. I have never been attracted to any of these chuckleheads in my life. I do also write about women I find hot, but only if they're also interesting idiots.

SO weird to me that the default assumption in modern fandom is that you must be attracted to your favorite characters. nah man those are just my funky little guys and gals i want to study them under a microscope. i want to put them in a mason jar and shake it and see what happens

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I'm as good with chopsticks as I am with forks, which says less about my stunning ability with chopsticks and more about my mediocre skills with a fork.

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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reblog to give prev some of that good writing mojo

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been overdosing on that medieval yaoi cocaine lately ⚔️

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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Ya Zhou Pottery

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"Duty and Desire"

"I've been the archer I've been the prey Screaming, who could ever leave me, darling? But who could stay?"

Note: The ring's placement is intentional as it's not his wedding ring ;)

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Hans watches Henry down in the Trosky smithy.

Don’t expect good drawings from me, I’m just messing around here 🥲

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Devotion

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Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”