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suavebiscuits · 1 month

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I like to think that even other machines think V1 is a freak.

#biscuits reblogs #yeah no this is how that fight went yeah???#feral fuckinn v1 slides in and v2 is immediately like ''oh. oh no.''#thats how i remember it at least #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill

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suavebiscuits · 2 months

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Ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

#biscuits reblogs #off the coast of greenland(?) too so like #cold ocean #hypothermia time baybee

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suavebiscuits · 2 months

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#biscuits reblogs #SHOEBILL SHOEBILL SHOEBILL SHOEBILL OH IBLOVE THIS BIRD #WHAT A LOVELY BIRD I LOVE THEN #Theyre so big and silly looking but theyre so nice i wanna pet one so bad look at its silly lookin face #i love this bird #shoebill stork

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suavebiscuits · 2 months

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My horny ass could NOT be the sole mechanic for a mech, alone in the repair bay, talking to the mech's AI core, discussing the harsh reality of the war we've found ourselves in. Me discussing my mortality, the 50ft entity I've spent the last several years learning the intricacies of and is fully aware of the fact that as a tool of war it'll either die in battle or end up abandoned as it's systems all fail until emergency back-up power keeps it awake for possibly thousands of years. We talk about how neither of us has felt a connection between ourselves and anything else worth dying for like that, except maybe... Well, the rest of the base has almost certainly gone to sleep by now. The cockpit clicks shut with a soft "click" and I. I mean uh, I forgot where I was going with this.

#biscuits reblogs #hey op??? nail on the fuckin head with this one #fun fact this is why i was so enraptured with titanfall #the gameplay and maneuvering was fun and all but i played titanfall 2 campaign #and that was kinda it #ant it was just ''oooo big robot!!! *oh theyre alive.*''#and i have not been the same since #this is also transformers to me on a lesser scale #listen i love and am so horribly down bad for transformers #but theres just something abt falling for the manmade that you did not make but are entrusted to care for all the same

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suavebiscuits · 2 months

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a snatcher should be like a bowl of Cornflakes

#biscuits reblogs #a hat in time #the snatcher #queen vanessa #dry... wet... cORn-!#i love that bit so much fjsnfjsjfjf #also yeah 'the opposite of himself' does fit him alarmingly well #T H E G R A N D C A N Y O N

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suavebiscuits · 2 months

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suavebiscuits · 3 months

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MORE ROBOTS MORE AND MORE

#biscuits reblogs #p03 my beLOVED #everyone shits on his part of the game but that was easily my favorite #and its totally not because im biased towards robots or anything noooo #uh anyways kissy him #love him so much

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suavebiscuits · 3 months

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What if the slugcats knew how to scream in jazz?

#biscuits reblogs #havent gotten to liaten to the whole thing yet but it sojnds so cute #idk shit abt the slugcats and rainworld but i need to #i love everytjing o see of it #including this #dam good audio

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suavebiscuits · 3 months

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#biscuits reblogs #dam good audio #HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT YOOOOOOO #I WANT THIS. I WANT THIS. I WANT TWENTY OF THIS #i would kill. to getca chance to just TOUCH the keys #god thats. so sick..

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suavebiscuits · 3 months

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

#biscuits reblogs #oops didnt realize i reblogged this lmao #this makes me cackle everytime i see shit like this tho #its so funny

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suavebiscuits · 5 months

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FUCK THAT FISH I FUCKIN HATE THAT FISH GOD IT SUCKS SO HARD I HATE IT. IF I WHETE IN THE OCEAN AND SAW ONE OF THOASE SHITS ITS ON FUCKIN SIGHT. I AM KIND TOWARDS NATURE UNTIL IM NOT AND THATS THE BITCH ID KILL ON SIGJT. FUCK THAG FISH.