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when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

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People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

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as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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PLEASE TELL ME YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY

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iconic

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One of those dark n spooky hunting cam setups, but despite the obvious presence of deer, foxes, skunks, etc, going about their normal business, the camera is otherwise indisputably filming from the ocean floor.

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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

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another underrated moment: Laios casts waterwalking

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collection of posts that have made me yell YOU NEED TO PLAY RAIN WORLD out loud

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weed man is ready to play persona 3

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extraordinary things are happening on tumblr.com/dashboard