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this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

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They’re telling me to do work at my job. Can the west fall a little bit faster please

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “public transit” 😳💊 you’ll be going wherever you want for an affordable price 💯👨‍💻

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the bus should have been here by now

random guy at the bus stop with me: the transit app is lying to us

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when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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connor mcdavid experiencing joy as a ping pong ball

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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

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guys this is the funniest thing ever

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awesome ‼️