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I’m gonna say it

I think “if Worf hadn’t come along it would’ve been you” was Jadzia and Ezri both sparing Julian’s feelings.

Ezri thought dating him was a good idea at the time, Jadzia felt bad for not giving him a chance, and they wanted him to feel good about it

In reality, if it wasn’t for Worf she would’ve finally gotten serious with Nerys or go find Lenara and reassociate like crazy (Ezri will also do this after the inevitable breakup with Julian, possibly both when she realizes she’s poly)

Yes yes it was the 90s they couldn’t really do either of these at the time but in the version of the show in my head this is true

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This is insanely awesome.

Holy shit I don't think I ever told y'all I had William Shatner sign my copy of The Price of the Phoenix !!!

This is the most expensive joke I've ever made and it's also my favourite. Sorry Mr Shatner for making you sign the weird damsel in distress fanfic book 🫶✨

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THE FIBANONIN

Star Trek - Beyond (2016)

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This is it. This is the show.

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Jim: I accidentally touched some weird plant on an away mission after Bones told me not to...how long do you think I have to live?

Spock: Ten

Jim: Ten what?

Bones, sprinting towards the transporter room: dAMMIT JIM-

Spock: Nine

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There's something so charming about a stack of PADDs in star trek because you know tablets didn't exist yet back then but they didn't want to use paper because it's not futuristic enough but they also want to show that they have a lot of paperwork to do thus the stack of PADDs which presumably was like a hybrid of stack of paper + floppy disks of the future. The retrofuterism of it all, I love it.

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sponesing out

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wet man wednesday

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yknow, mccoy is certainly flawed, and sometimes obtuse, but i think that would be comforting in the vastness of space. like - no matter where we are, or what we're going through, we have this flawed southern gentleman to help us, sympathize with us, and complain about it with us. he brings the high-level philosophical debates that can happen with captains and their conflicts back down to what really matters, which, under star trek's broad thesis, is empathy and understanding between peoples. going into the unknown with someone so down to earth that it feels like you're bringing a piece of earth with you.

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JAKE: Any idea where you're going to live?

O'BRIEN: No. Keiko and I are still mulling over a few possibilities.

WORF: Have you ever considered Minsk?

O'BRIEN: I don't think that's on our list.

SISKO: New Orleans is a gorgeous city.

KASIDY: I've heard great things about Paris.

WORF: Minsk.

EZRI: Jadzia loved Rio.

ODO: You've certainly got a lot of choices.

O'BRIEN: Yeah. Too many.

WORF: Minsk.

BASHIR: Wherever you decide to go, I'm sure that you and Keiko will be very happy.

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Did Julian just confess to O’Brien in Extreme Measures?

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Official book NOT fanfiction btw this is canon for real

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Thinking about how to Spock, Kirk is also an alien

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the worst thing about writing smut is when you suddenly get an amount of desillusion only rivaled by adam and eve discovering shame when you type out something like "he had seemingly severely underestimated the sheer volume of cardassian ejaculation" and for a brief second become acutely aware and ashamed of what you're doing before going back to writing exactly what you were before

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One thing I love about Ethan's Spock is that he says 'senSORS' just like Nimoy did instead of just saying it normally.