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shoutout to kate walsh as the handler for meowing on the set of the umbrella academy for no reason

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thinking about despite the fact that five was undoubtedly one of reginald’s least favorite children due to his stubborn nature and failure to cooperate, he was still given 5 stars in every performance review

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good afternoon tua tumblr. one of these days i will finish one of the 4 fics i am writing, but today is not that day

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“noblesse oblige”

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I first made the sketch of this back in 2022,, and i finished just yesterday lol

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Brellie siblings as tweets i have saved to my phone

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Iterations 🔁

my kofi

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the umbrella academy mass rewatch extravaganza 2025 begins tomorrow july 6th!!

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Kinda despise that everyone says Viktor was the cause of the 2019 apocalypse. Like ok yes…his powers did cause the moon to blow up. But…Viktor only figured out he had powers because of Leonard. And Leonard only knew he had powers because of the book Klaus threw out. That’s how he knew who to target. Who would do the most damage.

But…Viktor would’ve never blown up the moon if Reginald had never been scared of him in the first place.

If Reggie wasn’t a little bitch and actually helped Viktor hone his powers properly, then Viktor would’ve never felt like an outcast.

And to make it worse…he’s the one that committed suicide because he wanted the Umbrella Academy to form again and solve one last mystery.

If he never did that, the apocalypse wouldn’t have happened. At least…not in that timeline.

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the cuntiest thing the handler ever did was ask “any questions?”, look at all the raised hands, and giggle to herself before proceeding to walk away and not answer any of them

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lots of duos today

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when five mentions that the other mannequins are delores’ friends it’s funny because it implies that he also saw them as people. do you think at some point or another delores and five had guests for dinner. and it’s just one teenager and 3 mannequins around a table in the middle of the apocalypse.

i want to laugh but i might actually just cry

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words can’t actually describe how frustrated i get with allison in season 3, but despite the sheer amount of anger i feel for her in the season’s entirety, one of the most downright infuriating things she did was get pissed at five for the kugelblitz

listen. i get it. it’s typical sibling behavior to blame your siblings for things they had nothing to do with. and it still frustrates me to no end when the hargreeves continue to blame five for the apocalypses when without him doing what he did in the first place, they would’ve ended up dead.

but something about the way that she fully pins it on five, even though he merely discovered a problem, like he personally went out and killed all of their moms to create the paradox. every time i watch it i clench my jaw so hard it hurts

“aren’t you retired?” yes, allison!! but regular happy safe life is sooooo boring and five just wanted to spice things up. therefore he went out and caused the grandfather’s grandfather of black holes. just for funsies. he’s just a guy. let him be

i can’t get over the fact that without five having a deep understanding of time-travel related dangers that the siblings would’ve been consumed by an apocalypse and had no idea it was even coming. or why it was coming. and he is STILL blamed for it

“you have an itch only an apocalypse can scratch” i will bite your ear off i swear to god

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the fact that hazel and cha cha arrived in the city, looked up five’s tracker, and hazel had ice cream when they arrived at griddy’s.

hazel’s 10 year old ass. “ooooo oh can we get ice cream on the way to hunting down the extremely dangerous assassin who killed an entire room full of also dangerous assassins without breaking a sweat!!!! vanilla cone please”

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And believe me when I tell you, life will be hard. It will be painful.

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“just a dad and his son” and it’s a blood-covered man in a pinstripe suit with eyeliner and glass shards in his hair and a 58 year-old preteen in a schoolboy uniform with the most threatening eyes you’ve ever seen