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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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Tarot Mirror - The Fool by TheCosmicHealingShop
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#in my younger days id have instantly gone for green#and dont get me wrong i still love her#but in my wise old age im grabbin that light blu
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me when my empire isn't decaying
#this is just. so absurd it's hilarious. like it doesn't seem real bc how could this just be let to happen#like why hasn't every person in that building slapped this little baby bitch in his face???#like i know cult of personality and bootlicking and all that pathetic shit going on#but like for how long will these people just keep going#how far into this sunk cost fallacy will these goddamn people go#before they just put him in time out#like okay thats enough big fella#time to go think about your actions and words#''EVERYONE! HEY!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!'' fucking hilarious#idiot
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This is like when plantation owner’s sons got to be officers in the reb army
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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I love it when Conclave said oh so the church is able to break with tradition when it comes to iphones, vapes, rolling suitcases, and steel-fortified window coverings, but not when it comes to feminism, pluralism, and the nuances of sex and gender. How interesting. Anyway, here is a remarkably sad old man.
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tbh wanna get pins of all the top 4

tournament time
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Fellow public defenders,
Starting to feel it too, right? Feels like we might be targets this time.
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