dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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Please,
Look at my fish. Isn't he a darling?
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sometimes you just gotta draw huge ears braless elf
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*really long champagne glass in my hand* a toast…. to the female characters of the simpsons.
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"Hybris" series, 2013 - by Monica Piloni (1978), Brazilian
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U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared
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Ok, so I've read everyone's tags and notes on my previous poll. I've taken them into consideration and I'm now prepared to offer.…
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