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I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.
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CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT
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I said "I love you" to this stranger's dog because I lack boundaries (at West Village)
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I miss this dude also here's some evidence that I've had bags under my eyes since birth #tbt
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