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Assume the conditions are favorable, i.e. your materials aren't wet, there's no excessive wind, etc.
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work doodle as im relistening to the Silt verses. She is gods special little princess and she hates it
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my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.
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archive and protocol
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this is permanent and you will only ever be referred to by this from now on
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my favorite customer service slip ups
#I'd say a solid 30% of my customer service interactions devolve into me mumbling gibberish#then giving a big smile#and going “have a nice day!”#and rarely do people ask questions
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concept!!! "there's only one bed" fic but set in here
#I stayed a night here it is very sketchy but also exactly what I wanted from it#the ceiling in my room had these weird malformed green splotches that looked like they were hand painted by a two year old#and the shower was full of spiders and screamed when it was turned on#10/10
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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever
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lohse and sebille gaming
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We were together. I forget the rest.
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Flower Teapot, Strawberry Teapot, Roses Teapot, Cabbage Teapot, Pink Roses Teapot, Lemon Teapot, Grape Teapot, Strawberry Basket Teapot
#not a want but a need#im going to close my eyes and hold out my hands#and if a cute fruity teapot is not in them by the time i open them#my organs will start shutting off one by one
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#for the worse#i would stop drawing meaningful good art#and would just draw sexy lesbians in static poses#forever and ever
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Does anybody remember [insect-like chattering]. Nobody [insect-like chattering]s anymore. Like and reblog if you [insect-like chattering]
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have you seen this man's kiss in freecam. he just goes for it. he just grabs it two-fisted by the handful anytime anywhere. are you telling me nobody has anything to say about this.
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Hi I'm LOSING MY MIND
I'm fairly certain this is the cat that I found as a stray and desperately tried to find a home for while I was on the road
I found her a bush and with some aid of friends, desperately were trying to find someone that would take her off our hands because the airbnb we were staying in had a ton of pet birds. She was so sweet but we were so determined to find a home for her and then I find she's TUMBLR FAMOUS
so proud of my girl I love you oil
my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
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did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?
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