26. Southwesterner. Engaged. I fix airplanes. Formerly @nonintuitive
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Can we ever please be realistic about who's usually actually at fault for accidents involving motorcycles?
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We got war in Iran before we even got a quarter million deportations it is fucking over dawg we are going to be a Mestizo Taxgolem state until the heat death of the universe
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Got a confession here... I'm white. #whiteconfessions #confessingmysins #weightofwhiteness #braveconfessions #whiteposting #palepenitence #personaltruth #bleachedburden #ghastlyguilt #baretruth #bravery #snowyscandal #frostedforgiveness #ivoryincrimination #moonlitmercy #harshtruth #vanillavillainy #whiteflagraised #paleandaccountable #mayomemoirs #colonialconfessions #alabasteradmissions #truthbeforecomfort #inheritedsilence
speak your truth...

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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
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I will remind everyone that there is no conflict between being le racist and enjoying foreign and exotic cuisines. Imagine yourself wearing a pith helmet. You just got finished writing observations in your journal about the locals' cranial dimensions and now you will venture to taste their cuisine. Channel your explorer's soul.
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