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they would not fucking have sex like that
#‘they would be biting and rending each other asunder!!!’#I actually think they would be having boring vanilla sex. sorry man
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Dating a milf because she always tells me where I can get affordable produce
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Giving a guy head but when you’re finished he evaporates into a cloud of dust and scatters to the wind
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Oh so you hate love now huh?
Dating a milf because she always tells me where I can get affordable produce
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Dating a milf because she always tells me where I can get affordable produce
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I can appreciate that someone, somewhere looked at a chart and said, "Engagement with Dungeon Meshi has finally dipped below the threshold. Drop It."

And is now giving everyone a renaissance of thirsty yuri fanart. Honestly, Game Recognize Game.
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The Lady of Shalott is an 1842 Arthurian poem about a lady who is cursed to remain confined within an isolated tower, weaving on her loom. She is forbidden to look out her window, and is only able to see the world through the shadows that appear in her magic mirror. One day, however, she turns away from her work. This poem was also turned into a song by Loreena McKennit.
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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Wilson kind of dresses like a lesbian, if House MD got a modern reboot I think - *gets shot*
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reblog game put in the tags how you found prev
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