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I love making bread. Makes me feel like a little lad apprentice or some shit.
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Cleaning the bathroom is truly sensory hell and it's like ripping my fingernails off every time lol. I've tried so many products and tricks and things to try to make it feel less Bad, but it doesn't work. It's just Torture Time and it's very hard to convince myself to clean when it feels like the skin is being flayed from my body
#sky is autistic#autistic adult#how are yall out here cleaning without getting overstimulated???#i cleaned half of the bathroom and i have to stop and finish tomorrow because it's too much#like I'm fine that it will have taken me 3 days to turn around my scary disgusting bathroom#but also like uhhhh how are people doing this constantly 😭😭😭
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ik everybody is coping with “tyrion and jaime’s hair got brown over the final seasons of got because they diverged from lannisterism” but its so much fucking funnier to pretend that jaime’s hair becomes more brown as he becomes a better person bc blond men r innately evil
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my spouse and i disagree
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in third grade on the swing with my friend i announced “i figured it out” and my friend said “figured what out” and i said “the meaning of life!” and being third graders this was very exciting so she leaned in and i whispered in her ear “it’s to have fun” and i don’t remember her reaction but i remember how i felt and how i knew so clearly that was the answer. how my small mind was beaming and shimmering with this answer that makes me scoff today but i know that they were right. i was right
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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism
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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.
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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)
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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system
Oh and of course us
Honourable mention
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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MEN!
you have to wear this and nothing else
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
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