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your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

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said this as part of a larger point in a reblog but I'm gonna make it its own post:

humans have the right to do things that are mildly bad for us sometimes.

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[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

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why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

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i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

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need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me

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This is so funny to me

new reaction image

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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one thing about me is i'm always going to need #mynothing. sometimes I do just want to lay in bed curled up and not speak for a few hours.

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i love the x files cause it’s like what if the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen (literal doctor and FBI agent) got slowly convinced into believing in the most bizarre things imaginable by the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen (big stupid doe eyes) (also top FBI agent) and now they’re wanted by the government for being hot. or whatever

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ava <- woman's name

bvb <- unknown, dangerous

cvc <- i get my prescritions from there :)

dvd <- movies

eve <- woman's name

that's all i know. sorry

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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

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as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst

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Thinking about my black roommate in college who once tried to convince people her middle name was “cuntbag” and told them it was a traditional Libyan name and through the power of 2017 white guilt this had a 98% success rate

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For every post discussing fatphobia on here there are 10 skinny people in the notes who have supposedly been encountered by the nefarious "burger man" who tells people to eat more burgers