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You fucking deserve it. You do.

i feel so fucking proud of myself… 💖💖

i got first place, and got bumped from beginner to advanced, all in one go!! 🥰🥰

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A phantom sensation 🍂

Some alts:

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Anaheim's Evolution 2023 RECAP:

- The word of the weekend was "Mirror"

- Fujin

- Farewell MK11 competitive

- New unpronounceable Under Night

- "air unblockable"

- Roa

- dang, the Mexicans slacked off this year

- LA CHANCLA

- Krohnen

- what, you thought they were gonna say anything about Dragonball?

- Fusion 17

- SF6 top 96 went faster than DBFZ Top 6

- MARVEL IS BACK BAYBEY

- EAT SHIT MORRIGAN/PHOENIX

- Oh fuck we forgot about ZMC

- Gamers really like chipotle

- Harada refuses to acknowledge the existence of Tekken x Street Fighter

- Fine Peruvian coffee

- Kunimitsu

- "down back 3"

- Reptile is back in MK and looks good

- Johnny is back in Guilty Gear and left his nipples at home

- Leffen remains unlikeable

- Happy Chaos remains busted

- August 6 is Evo Day in Vegas

- Evo '24 is in July

- Chat thinks they can fix A.K.I.

- TURTLE POWER

- Several people went to Memphis

- Blanka rules, actually

- combos dropped more than the bass at a festival

- He was Kenough

Evo 2023

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Please do not let debt collectors play in your face.

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NOTE: I didn’t write the joke- it’s based on @vampirefunkmetal​ ‘s very good post that you can read [by clicking here] !!

Image description is from @yourfriendthefangirl​ ! :D

[Image Description: A fifteen-panel black and white fan art comic of the Warner siblings from Animaniacs. All of the panels feature the artist’s name, GrantedDrop, hidden somewhere in the image and overlaying the image as a semi-transparent watermark.

In the first panel, Wakko is sitting in the foreground of a hallway, frowning in confusion with tongue out and arms crossed. A large question mark floats in the air near Wakko’s head. In the background, Yakko and Dot peek around the corner of the hallway.

The second panel is a closeup of Yakko and Dot with vaguely concerned expressions on their faces.

The third panel is the same closeup, but now Yakko and Dot are looking at one another with eyebrows raised. Dot is shrugging with one arm.

The fourth panel features all of the Warner siblings, with Yakko bending down to rest a hand on Wakko’s shoulder and Wakko turning to look at him. Yakko is asking, “What’s wrong, sib?” Dot is leaning forward with her hands clasped near her chin and saying, “Yeah, you can talk to us!”

In the fifth panel, Dot is holding Wakko’s right arm, and Yakko is kneeling down and holding Wakko’s left hand. Yakko and Dot are both smiling. Wakko has one foot braced against the floor, as if getting ready to stand, and is frowning slightly at the viewer while saying, “People keep telling me that gender is what’s in your pants…”

In the sixth panel, Dot and Yakko yank Wakko up into the air, and there are arrows and vague outlines of Wakko’s body left behind to indicate the rapid motion. Yakko is standing with a hand on his hip and is smiling at the viewer with one eyebrow raised.

In the seventh panel, Wakko lands, standing and sticking out one leg, gesturing down at it. Dot and Yakko stare at it, frowning in contemplation with their hands held up to their chins. Wakko is saying, “But I’m not wearing any pants!”

In the eighth panel, Dot and Wakko look over at Yakko. Dot is holding the edge of her skirt and saying, “Well, Yakko, you’re the only one of us with pants.” Yakko is frowning and rifling around inside his pants pocket, saying, “Hmm…”

In the ninth panel, Yakko holds up a finger triumphantly, with his other hand still in his pocket and a proud smile on his face, saying “Aha! I thiiink I found it!”. Dot and Wakko stare at him in surprise and curiosity.

The tenth panel is a closeup of Dot and Wakko, who are looking up at Yakko’s arms, which are holding a large quantity of deli meat above their heads. Dot and Wakko both have confused looks on their faces, and Wakko is saying, “Deli meat?”

The eleventh panel features Yakko’s hands dropping an enormous pile of deli meat on top of Dot and Wakko, obscuring them entirely. The word “FLUMP” appears over the sticks of meat to indicate the sound of them hitting the ground.

The twelfth panel shows just the pile of deli meat, with a speech bubble emerging from where Dot was standing that reads, “‘Best by:…’ How many decades ago?!”

In the thirteenth panel, Yakko is standing next to the pile of meat with a smile on his face and his hands raised in a shrug as he looks at Dot and Wakko. Dot and Wakko’s faces are scrunched in exertion as they pop their upper bodies out of the meat pile. Yakko is saying, “Well, I guess that settles it.”

In the fourteenth panel, Yakko is smiling with his arms crossed and looking over at Dot. Dot and Wakko are still half-way inside the meat pile, and Wakko is looking at Dot with a blank expression. Dot is smiling and saying, “Yeah, their concept of gender’s just a bunch of out-of-date baloney.”

In the fifteenth and final panel, all of the Warner siblings turn to smile smugly at the viewer with half-closed eyes. The word “End” is written in the bottom right corner. /End ID]

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I drew this because I’m deranged

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A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.

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A jolly jaunt through Il Mheg

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I read the gay neck romancer book that everyone has been talking about, and I really don’t know why this was the first thing that came into my mind to draw

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Genius submission from @sobekcrocodile

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you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

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This is stupid but HOW did Gideon learn the "jack-off" motion? I'm trying to imagine her life on the Ninth House; just her, Harrow and a bunch of ancient and devout nuns. Most people on the ninth avoided Gideon. WHO would do it so young Gideon would parrot it? Aiglamene? Crux? ORTUS NIGENAD in a fit of personality?

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It's the most confusing fucking thing I see out of this guy

Why are we still censoring cuss words on Tumblr in 2023

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this is my twisted wonderland oc, Anesidora Dian Madeira, Princet of Briar Valley, and Lady-in-Waiting to Crown Princess Christian De Chernabog of Bald Mountain Anne Madeira!!

they're 17, a dragon fae, agender, and demi! their pronouns are they/she. they're also the adopted child of maleficent!

they don't technically go to NRC? they just kinda... appear so they can hang out with Chris sometimes. if they weren't helping out around the castle, they'd love to go to NRC!

they like romance novels, makeup, and drawing--especially designing clothes and dresses. they don't like people, in general. 😅

anne is featured in my best friend's fanfic, Dance with the Devil! go give it a read!! 💖💖

under the cut's a better ref of her crown and necklace!

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Ito Junji’s Cat Diary (2009)

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(Nsfw) This girl I used to mess around with was super rich, and when we hooked up I would blindfold her for kink reasons and also so I could steal fancy booze from her parents liquor cabinet. I stopped cuz I felt bad but then her mom said that people who couldn’t afford to buy teslas were fucking the planet up so I slid in her dms to see if I could start up again

STOP THATS SO FUNNY

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt