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*10 mins into a movie, pauses and starts surfing the web*

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from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades

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What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

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i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

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current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

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Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

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