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Very cute. Terrible for workplace efficiency.

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"Y-yes. Well. Humans aren't exactly known for having high standards. And I am still. I mean. Relatively attractive? I suppose?"

"J-jeeze you don't have to put it so bluntly..."

"I haven't been here enough to say it but that Vampire is definitely a metaphorical succubus at least."

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"No, that would be miss Lillian in HR. I assure you that as species we couldn't be more different."

"I haven't been here enough to say it but that Vampire is definitely a metaphorical succubus at least."

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I should clarify that she is a normal secretary most of the time. This isn't an 'office cumdump' situation if anything she's the one initiating the Situations. Mostly when she's hungry.

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👀 Has Briar ever fucked her boss for a raise?

"Of course not! I can get a raise the old fashioned way if I just work hard enough! What do I look like, a succubus?"

She's never done it intentionally... But.

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👀 Number of times Briar's been bent over her desk by a boss or coworker?

"Mmmm.... I don't really have an exact number." Seriously? That many times? Damn girl.

"N-not like that! It's just been a hundred and fifty years since I started working! A perfectly normal amount for that timeframe!"

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Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!

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Briar feels like a good name. Don't worry I haven't forgotten about her just yet.

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She is making an actual salary. She still has like, rent and bills such to pay she can't just. Get paid in semen entirely. That's a whole fun separate thing that she gets to deal with on her own personal time.

Please do not dick her pay her landlord doesn't like it when her rent money is covered in jizz.

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170 years on the job and she still can't make it into work on time.

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The Vampire Dilemma™ of trying to fix your makeup after you spent 25 minutes giving the IT guy sloppy in the server room.