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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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When you were going to go to bed after a YT essay on an interesting topic, but it turns out to be a 2-part thing:

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me when i reblog something from a mutual: oh hehe this is cool

me when a mutual reblogs something from me: mutual has invested in me…they find me clever and funny even…they have graced their blog with my presence and i must repay the gesture with kindness…mutual i will never forget this

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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Today is speak your language day :D! Which is your first language?

Porque el mío es español xD

I tried to add as much as I could! But I got out of space :,D

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Woah what the fuck is happening right now

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They sleep

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watcher trio !!! love them sm

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English added by me :)

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I don’t wanna get too into fandom discourse but this is the funniest, most embarrassing shit I’ve ever read lmao

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oatmeal is a cereal

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Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.

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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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ryan getting sentimental about his deceased dogs and shane giving him a weird little comforting gesture -> ryan immediately after saying he'd trade Steven's life to see the dogs one more time....truly watcher in a nutshell I think

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TIL In 1926 the famous pianist Fats Waller (then 21) was kidnapped by Al Capone’s gang to play piano for his birthday. He basically went missing for 3 days and was returned unharmed but drunk.

via reddit.com