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it would be higher if i could spell

I got asked to clean the bathroom

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Look upon my graph and weep

I made a graph of how many anime were released each year and then split it into two halves each containing half of all anime produced (7633 anime) as per MyAnimeList which does not distinguish between donghua and anime and also includes music videos and adverts...and also my data set was from 2023 and so i had to manually collect 2023-2025...

But to over-simplify a lot of things:

Half of all anime was made after July 2014

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i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

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Are you having a good day?

eh pretty okay

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seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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"i didn't know what sex was" well depending how old you were that is a massive red flag for the state of your education

Also you didn't know if your teachers were married? Isn't that like question number 1 little kids ask someone?

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yeah but this is mostly like terminally ill children and fatal car crash victims

This webnovel is taking the bold stance that if your lover dies its okay to immediately kill yourself to avoid the grief

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The garp underwear comes immediately off in the bedroom

I got asked to clean the bathroom

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I got asked to clean the bathroom

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Okay so they chose to instead both live together happily

a choice that may have doomed 100s or 1000s to death

This webnovel is taking the bold stance that if your lover dies its okay to immediately kill yourself to avoid the grief

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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

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he's streaming; tip?

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Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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So uh

Thoughts and prayers for him

My brother had to go into surgery (hes out now and ok) but it took longer than expected so we ended up staying at his house overnight

Because of this i stole a t-shirt because i had no spare clothes

We turn up at the hospital to visit and hes like hey thats my tshirt, i only wear it on special occasions tho so you can keep it

I ask what special occassions

Doing shrooms. Thats my shrooms tshirt. He says

I say: What if you want to do shrooms?

In a hospital bed and feeling very sorry for himself: I do not want to shrooms at the moment