Peter Parker selling photos of Spiderman was basically the original OnlyFans.
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Tell me a fun fact about your cat ♥
mine is a dinosaur
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send me shit to keep me amused on my train ride
anon or not
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Ed: It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart.
Ed: I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.
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Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.
Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.
His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.
I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.
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i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up
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