suchplausibilities
suchplausibilities
Occasionally inspired. Inevitably absurd.
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suchplausibilities · 9 days ago
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suchplausibilities · 15 days ago
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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suchplausibilities · 1 month ago
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thirteen: hey just popped in to tell you you're tearing apart reality btw. you're gonna destroy the world and also us
fifteen, not taking in a single word: god so true bestie i DO miss being blonde
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suchplausibilities · 2 months ago
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there is something i want to talk about, but don't know how to do it responsibly, because it is a contagion.
human beings are, fundamentally, empathetic beings. i do not mean gentle, i do not mean understanding, i do not even mean good, i mean empathetic. i mean that we are psychologically built to take things into ourselves.
yes even people who are selfish. yes, even people who are cruel. yes. we see human faces in inanimate objects. we bond with robots and ships and blankets. and when we see suffering, we eat it. we cannot help but eat it. this is not always digested as sympathy or even as kindness. it may be chewed into further cruelty. but we do eat it. we have no choice.
i loved somebody. recently i knew him less well than i had known him before. recently everybody knew him less well. i think he barely knew himself. it is hard to know what the threads are that bind us to each other, because they're constantly being cut and retied, cut and retied, cut and retied. when you pull one out entirely, the whole thing comes unraveled. one vanished thread undoes the rug.
somebody was loved, and now the house is delicate with grief. somebody felt alone, and now the rest of us do. there is no repairing the wound it leaves. you can only step around it and try not to fall in. hope someone is nearby with a ladder if you do.
that is why i say it is a contagion. this isn't a riddle; it's fear. i want to talk about this and i'm afraid to, because i know it will get eaten and i do not want the words to rot.
let me try it this way: even if it is the only thing you ever do, please stay.
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suchplausibilities · 2 months ago
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suchplausibilities · 2 months ago
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Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!
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suchplausibilities · 2 months ago
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I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.
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suchplausibilities · 2 months ago
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I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club
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suchplausibilities · 2 months ago
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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
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suchplausibilities · 2 months ago
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suchplausibilities · 3 months ago
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suchplausibilities · 3 months ago
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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suchplausibilities · 3 months ago
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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
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suchplausibilities · 4 months ago
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He’s doing a two-step verification
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suchplausibilities · 4 months ago
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can’t believe this iconic moment hasnt shown up on my dash yet in light of today
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