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underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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It’s a beautiful day, and Stan is a terrible goose. What should he steal next?

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Saw this post on twitter and got inspired 🫣

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I tried to make enough variants for everyone have fun

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everyone shut up and look at this

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how am I just now finding out about the Oklahoma City cock ring

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twin problems

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that was…uh…an accident…

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This has brought me joy this day

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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new update on my dog and her talk buttons shes started just lying. like she just lies now