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your vaguely awkward and socially inept vibe has captivated me

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drink my concoction boy

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happy race week

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remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

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it's so crazy how you actually have to live through everything

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sometimes Scary Mutual You Are Afraid Of is actually Awesome And Cool and you can only find out by actually talking to them ☝️

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being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

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sometimes Scary Mutual You Are Afraid Of is actually Awesome And Cool and you can only find out by actually talking to them ☝️

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The face of someone who enjoyed their snack

(via)

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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"I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than 'whispered' and this is the hill I will die on."

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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1D OMEGAVERSE NONCON was what took out AO3

so, we all suffered through ao3’s recent downtime:

so i got curious, because i was bookmarking things when the site went down and wouldn’t it be funny if i was the one who broke it lmao (😔no it wasn’t me but i helped)

https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/2147483647 is this

absolutely iconic 10/10 no notes good job team 😂

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i love when people throw leftist word salad at eachother. someone called me bourgeoisie for not liking the death penalty. comrade you have to know that's not what that means.

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learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil

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What if the story you’ve written isn’t just fiction? What if it all happened to us once, a very long time ago?