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suckmyballshoney · 4 hours

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Jean Alesi is not a real person

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suckmyballshoney · 6 hours

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#airports hate me#i always beep for no reason#my bags always get checked#they always think I got something in my toiletry bag

and you forget your cap

AND I FORGET MY CAP

#jabjab was safe but not the lance cap 😭#it was way too early to exist in an airport that day

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suckmyballshoney · 6 hours

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#airports hate me #i always beep for no reason #my bags always get checked #they always think I got something in my toiletry bag

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suckmyballshoney · 8 hours

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finger heart. sun drenched hair. pout. pls

#beautiful #absolutely gorgeous

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suckmyballshoney · 8 hours

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This side of the couch pov is really important also

#checo loves the idgaf vibes going on on the other side #oscar is like *i wanna shit talk with them too aaaw*

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suckmyballshoney · 18 hours

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Evil au Lance, this man is plotting

#shit eating grin typical of his teammate it’s amazing #evil lance era we’re finally here

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suckmyballshoney · 18 hours

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charles' current teammate has the number 55, and his next teammate has the number 44 which means after that the next logical number should be 33-

#i like that theory

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suckmyballshoney · 19 hours

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Lance this Danny that. Don’t let this distract you from the real criminal: the fact Fernando got away with causing that mess in the first place

#IT’S CARLOS’ FAULT AND HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR LET HIM ESCAPE PRISON #LANCE HAS BEAUTIFUL HAIR TOO LET HIM FREE

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suckmyballshoney · 19 hours

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📸 — zak mauger

Nando caught admiring his man again...

#me too nando but please even the glasses can’t hide your adoration it’s hurting my teeth

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suckmyballshoney · 19 hours

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MIAMI GP'24 - may 2, 2024 (📸 Zak Mauger)

#does fernando know he’s sitting next to a literal PRINCE #FUCKING HELL HELP #so pretty aaaaaaah

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suckmyballshoney · 19 hours

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Creasing 😭

#lmaoooo what were they talking about here

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suckmyballshoney · 20 hours

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The tumblr code originated on July 2, 2012.

You can check when you signed up for tumblr by looking at this post.

#first tumblr was in 2011 so yup

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suckmyballshoney · 20 hours

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Daniel is the last old man that hasn’t fallen for Lance yet that’s why he keeps having shitty weekends

#he doesnt live laugh lance like he should

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suckmyballshoney · 20 hours

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i’m in tears he does NOT gaf 😭

#daniel is ready to go to war for an apology and lance is like 🤷‍♂️ idgaf #if I was objective id be annoyed bc yeah ok a lil ‘oops my bad’ wouldn’t be too much but #his hair is long and he’s so funny when he doesn’t give a shit and he keeps looking at lewis like ‘do you approve king’#so im not mad and I love this lil asshole #fernando is tainting his personality with a crime oriented mindset

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suckmyballshoney · 20 hours

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Enjoy this really blurry video of Lance and Lewis, bc they were yapping to each other the whole press conference and this is my fave moment 🤧🤧

#they didn’t listen to a THING that was said im dead

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suckmyballshoney · 20 hours

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I support Lance’s rights but mostly I support Lance’s wrongs that little shit has no fucks left to give to anyone and it’s hilarious

#couldn’t even send a text im crying #not the kind of crimes I expected him to commit but I’ll take it #lance stroll

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suckmyballshoney · 20 hours

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now share with the class

#lewis found a new friend to gossip with aaaaaah

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