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Hi hi! this is from 2021 but i still think its kinda cute so im sharin it

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chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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love the cultural shift in tumblr's userbase from "oh no someone new bought tumblr, whatever shall these fresh overlords do to us, I fear for my memes come the winter" to "lmao another loser got scammed into buying this shitshow, say goodbye to your money asshole, anyway business as usual until the hellsite literally goes dark"

tumblr circa 2019: if the website doesn't begin to turn a profit it'll be curtains for us before the year is out!

tumblr circa 2025: pspspsps here tech investors, pspspsps

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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found out my gay ass might have fathered a child when I was experimenting during covid lockdowns

Can you fucking imagine finding out that your father is a gay guy and not only that but a gay boy tumblr user who is sending anonymous asks about your existence…. Also you are literally living out that PS5 tweet like PS HE’S 5!!!!!!!!!

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Erika Ishii: funniest bitch alive

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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it

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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

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body paintings by Karen Turner

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