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Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across

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Source

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Qué satisfaction!!

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Ariadne of Crete suffers from “what if your baby brother is a slippery beast” disease.

The Minotaur, but make it Moo Deng

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I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

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if i was undead i would spend so much time floating facedown in various bodies of water

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noncon friendship

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Can’t decide if this is @ominous-signs or @silly-signs !!

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Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮