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7 is a good number because it's just SO fucking prime. 13 is good too bc it has that cool trick to determine divisibility rules that I can never remember. 11 and 9 are great bc 1/11 is .09 and 1/9 is .11 and you absolutely know they're best friends bc of it
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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”
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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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11 pm is like fake late. You think ohhhh it's almost midnight, it's so late! But then after midnight you're like oh yeah it's not even 1 am yet
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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason
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Used to shower before bed as a teenager but when I started working evenings I started showering in the morning but now that I work noon to 8 I was just showering on the weekends and rinsing my hair or whatever as necessary though the week and all that is to say now that it's hot I have to shower after work and I cannot believe it took until I was 29 to realize there is something soooo special about jumping out of the shower and getting a little tipsy right away
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Not fair that even though I wake up at 10 am and eat lunch at 1 pm I'm still sleepy at 2:30. What's the commercial about that 2:30 feeling
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