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Once again my partner is asleep before me and I’m not tired, so I’m watching Night Mind and Nexpo videos and hyper-fixating again. Love it for me.

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I keep forgetting how good “the sun vanished” is. Like it’s so well done and grabs my attention every single time. I wish I was on Twitter fr when it was actually happening because it would be dope to experience it first hand.

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Also reminder, I would die for the Suez Canal crab. My beloved.

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My partner and I fall asleep to Night Mind videos and they always fall asleep before me, so the amount of times I’ve seen the Monument Mythos recap video is probably unholy. Like at least twice a week.

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poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence

Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?

The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out

The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit

The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood

The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*

The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

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OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

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Analog Horror (-adjacent) series you MUST check out

WARNING! IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH DEREALIZATION, PARANOIA AND ANXIETY, BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THESE!

Local 58 : *loads gun* Moon's haunted

Gemini Home Entertainment : *loads gun again* Solar System's haunted (Alien invasion type story. Ominous, original and great worldbuilding. Mostly documentary style)

The Mandela Catalogue : Doppelgangers, religious conspiracy, body horror. Remember, nothing is worth the risk.

The Walten Files : FNAF but like subtle. Cute art style too!

The Monument Mythos : Landmarks are sus in an alternate timeline. Also Suez Canal Crab my beloved.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park : What if spelunking but meaty? (This one's here on tumblr and also reddit! Not quite analog horror but the vibe is there)

Happy Meat Farms/this place is not happy : Honestly best vegan propaganda i've ever seen 10/10 (LOTS OF BODY HORROR AND ANIMAL MISTREATMENT!)

The Smile Tapes :))))

The Tangi Virus (Mysterious epidemic. Will make you suspicious of water!)

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