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“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍
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i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly
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Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems.
Me: sees an opportunity to be petty
Me:
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dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
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everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao
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twitter: omg Billie Eilish doesn’t know who Van Halen is! how can she not know Van Halen? what is wrong with her?!
me: what the hell is a Van Halen?
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what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:
their age
how many people they’ve killed
how good they are at football
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reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed



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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
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I need to plaster this on every surface of my house tbh
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