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[sugarandwhiskey]

"Oh shit-I didn't think about that. I mean, I could maybe see forgetting if a hookup is still in your room, but forgetting your actual girl?" God, she knew how to pick them, didn't she? She shivered at the thought before nodding, "Yes good. I'm not even gonna try to get a guy to buy us drinks in case we run into another Mr. Fedora guy.

⋆ ❤︎ 🐾 ॱ⋅.˳ "Oh shit! Forreal?!" She's not really surprised though. He sounded like the type. "Do ya think it was another girl he brought there or like -- his girl?" She cringes at the thought. "Yeah, okay. No guys tonight."

[sugarandwhiskey]

i'm feeling better, woo! i'm gonna work on drafts tomorrow after work <3

[sugarandwhiskey]

some lines from songs that have altered my brain chemistry

" Playing God is funny til you have to choose who's dying first. "

" I became the thing I feared. "

" I became the thing I feared, taking their lives in my hand. "

" My innocence had consequences that I still don't understand. "

" I was told that I was vital in the plan to save my life. "

" So I promised mine in the hopes that I'd be the one holding the knife. "

" I was young and bold and stupid in a six foot, self-dug hole. "

" Was I the only one to question anything they said? "

" I take it back; I'll follow til I fly or til I'm dead. "

" I am unapologetic for the sympathy I lack. "

" I'd been raised to reject my human nature in the hopes that I'd be praised. "

" I thought SOS meant save our souls; instead it meant jack shit. "

" Nobody came to help me when I told myself I'd quit. "

" I trusted blindly, was it wrong for me to latch on tight? "

" I didn't deserve Heaven, but I'm standing at its gate. "

" I am unapologetic for the empathy I lack. "

" Giving up is easy when the default's to survive. "

" I'll meet you in the promised paradise we often preach. "

" I'd hope for liberation, but that isn't what we teach. "

" I am unapologetic for the apathy I lack. "

" They could tell me fucking nonsense with the knowledge I'd obey. "

" You claim you trust me -- you think I don't see the doubt behind your eyes? "

" I'm gonna build me an empire, and it's lonely at the top. "

" Madness and greatness can both share a face. "

" No one will ever convince me to stop. "

" I was born to play this game. "

" Fear me or love me, it's all the same. "

" Try to find a chain that I won't break. "

" Throw me to the wolves, I'll be alright. "

" Just one word; I'll let the world burn. "

" I miss my old emotions. "

" I miss the pain I used to have. "

" I'd sell my soul to make me sad. "

" I needed something to help me get through. "

" You'll feel much better when you wake up numb. "

" Took your peace, your pain, your pleasure. "

" Took your peace, your pain, your pleasure, and I left you with one face forever. "

" You won't hurt anymore. "

" Be careful what you wish for. "

" Something is missing. "

" I feel like I'm living inside of my head. "

" How can they sell you on something to help you, then tell you it might make you wish you were -- "

" Don't know if I can handle it. "

" I keep acting tough, but maybe I'm not good enough. "

" Don't need a hero to rescue me. "

" Maybe they'll go away, but no one's gonna save the day. "

" Welcome to the city of lies, where everything's got a price. "

" This place is a circus; you just see the surface. "

" They cover shit under the rug. "

" Sip the gossip, drink til you choke. "

" You're not iconic, you are just like them all. "

" Keep drinking and acting cool. "

" Nobody loves a gloomy face. "

" Come on, let's try it, just a taste. "

" Love, come in; the water is fine. "

" Blood runs thicker than water. "

" Blood runs thicker than water, but both feel the same when your eyes are closed. "

" Don't take that sinner from me. "

" I've fallen for someone who's nothing like you. "

" He's somewhere between a hangman's knot and three mouths to feed. "

" There wasn't a wrong or a right he could choose. "

" Give me the burden, give me the blame. "

" I'll shoulder the load and I'll swallow the shame. "

" Don't care if he's guilty; don't care if he's not. "

" He's good and he's bad and he's all that I've got. "

" I can see it in your eyes; you've been hurt a couple times. "

" I've got the perfect antidote to cure a heart of stone. "

" I should've known something was amiss when I saw his smile turn to a grin. "

" Several weeks ahead, you'll be fine again. "

" After all, what could I lose? "

" What did he say next? I forget the rest. "

" Several weeks ahead, I'll be fine again. "

" I wish I had the strength back then. "

" His neighbors say no one lived there before. "

" Now all my days just blur in a haze. "

" Seven days it's been, here we go again. "

" You've got fire running down your cheeks. "

" You burn everything you see. "

" Bring the lion out. "

" I'm breaking inside. "

" I don't belong here, anymore. "

" I need that kick to lose my mind. "

" God, give me a sign, and I'll shoot for the sky. "

" I need that kick to feel alive. "

" I'll do whatever I can to make the bad things go away. "

" It's like a poison in my veins. "

" This'll be the death of me. "

" The devil's at my door. "

" She's vicious, got venom in her kisses. "

" I love the way she devours me, just might make her my missus. "

" Just might make her my missus. "

" I love the way you hate me. "

" You love to drive me crazy. "

" Why do I do this to myself? "

" If she goes to Hell, please save me a chair. "

" Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight. "

" Please, please, please don't prove I'm right. "

" Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another. "

" I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker. "

" If you wanna go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me. "

[sugarandwhiskey]

charlie's angels (2000) & charlie's angels: full throttle (2003)

i figured we could have a little breakfast. and then, maybe, after...

we're past keeping secrets at this point.

which wire? the red one or the blue one?

isn't it amazing how much information you can learn off the internet?

when do i get to meet this [name]?

who wants a man who's intimidated by a strong woman?

are you okay?

could we get started this millennium?

isn't that poisonous?

i'm new. i'm like a virgin. i mean, it's my first time... here at [place].

why do they always run?

imagine how dangerous this would be in the wrong hands.

you like fast cars?

thanks for the ride.

what's going on?

did you ever have parents? i mean— i know you have parents, but i mean—

that was smooth.

want to play scrabble?

i wanted to see you.

you look great.

i've been thinking a lot about you and me and, well, us.

i hope you like to dance.

we must keep our relationship professional.

i'm having so much fun! this is so exciting!

was that over the top? it felt over the top.

who sent you?

you bitch.

oh my god! you're hit!

i haven't been honest with you.

don't stand next to the window, it's not safe.

i don't think it's gonna work out, you and me.

you had no idea that this was going to happen?

you got it all figured out. any other questions?

they say in death, all life's questions are answered.

you are the cheapest man on the planet.

i had a long talk with a squirrel once. longer than i've talked to most humans.

this feels like the first day of the last of my life. or the last day of the first of my life, or something.

revenge is fun.

thank god you're alive.

i'd like to see more of you, maybe in a continuous block.

watch your back!

you know, under different circumstances... we'd have made a great couple.

can you keep a secret?

is this a bad time?

you seem a little distracted.

what is an angel doing so far from heaven?

i'm no angel.

i'm [name]. i'll be your rescuer today.

i didn't think you'd find me.

let's go to plan b.

the most expensive thing i own are these boots.

i thought we were on a time-out.

was there a lot of blood?

wow. i've heard so many stories about you.

you always fall for the bad guy.

you didn't think it would be the [number] of us forever, did you?

so where do you see this going?

you did the right thing.

hey, i know the safest place in town.

you don't know me anymore.

i'm the only one here who knows you.

here's all your stuff back.

i'll never forgive myself if anything happens to you.

where do we go from here, [name]?

don't you have a case to solve?

i tried to outrun my past, but it caught up with me yesterday.

your past is what makes you who you are.

you know, i never really got that partner thing.

why be an angel when i can play god?

you couldn't make it one day on your own, could you?

very impressive, really. you've got it all figured out.

your destiny is yet to be written.

taking the lives of innocent people is not the answer.

there must be something in you that's still good.

i was never good. i was great.

mind if i cut in?

you want to know who i am? then you look inside your own heart.

i'm nothing like you.

i have something you'll never have.

go to hell.

[sugarandwhiskey]

I was going to write but I feel like crud :(

[sugarandwhiskey]

send me 💬, and i’ll use a line from a sentence meme i’ve reblogged to make a starter for you.

[sugarandwhiskey]

"You left a mark," she's not accusing him of anything, just stating the obvious, hoping it was made in the heat of the moment. She pulled at her shirt to show him the healing bruise, "I didn't even realize until I got back home. I tried to cover it up but..."

"Aww," expressed with a feigned pout despite wanting to smile. "What happened, baby?"

[sugarandwhiskey]

"Okay, remember that guy from the bar the other night? The one with the eyeliner and said he was a lead singer in some up and coming band or whatever? Well, I ended up going back to his hotel room and I guess he forgot about the girl he invited back the night before because some blonde threw a shoe at me the moment I walked into the suite."

"Ohmygosh, girl that sounds like some shit just when down. What happened?"

[sugarandwhiskey]

CONFLICT || short askbox prompts to initiate conflict

you're fucking kidding me, right?

stop. just -- stop.

you don't care about anyone but yourself.

you were a mistake.

hit me, then.

fuck you.

get fucked.

screw you, dude.

i swear to God if you don't shut up . . .

don't fucking touch me.

do us both a favor and just die.

you're a joke.

you really think you have the upper hand?

you'll have to kill me, then.

i wasted so much time on you.

i saw what you did.

i'm going to turn you in.

you can't hide from the truth.

the law will catch up to you, just wait and see.

you must think you're untouchable.

your secret is out.

are you threatening me?

am i supposed to be afraid of you?

you don't scare me.

was that your plan?

you're pathetic.

how do you live with yourself?

how do you sleep at night?

[sugarandwhiskey]

* THE BOYS S01E01 STARTERS.

"how's he gonna find his dick? it's invisible."

"get up, get up! come on, come on!"

"stay back. just stay the fuck back!"

"what are you smiling at?"

"you okay?"

"can i… can i get a selfie?"

"i really need to talk to you about something."

"later, kid."

"i'd like to make an appointment for you to come over and lay some cable."

"that doesn't mean what you think it means."

"laying cable means sex."

"that's disgusting."

"despite your best efforts, i'm actually still hungry."

"i'm actually more hungry now."

"where are we gonna go after all this hot talk?"

"what was i supposed to do? kick his door down."

"i said okay."

"yeah, but you didn't mean it."

"i don't think that's… i don't think that's true."

"well excuse me for waiting."

"you ever heard of chivarly?"

"listen, this is about you getting what you deserve."

"hey, don't you ever besmirch billy joel."

"i can't stop, i can't stop, i can't stop, i can't stop."

"let the energy go through the wall."

"you should look away."

"i hated it. i mean i can still smell the hairspray."

"but it wasn't a joke to me."

"since when did hopeful and naive become the same thing?"

"i mean why would you get into this business if not to save the world?"

"just, uh, don't get upset, okay?"

"i sign this and i can't talk about it?"

"look, i know you're upset, but we're just trying to help."

"then say you're sorry."

"i mean, you people say 'our condolences' and 'my sympathies' and 'our

regrets', but nobody can look me in the fucking eye and say 'i'm sorry!'"

"i'm not signing anything, get out."

"can i think about it?"

"we could really use the press right now."

"don't worry, i didn't get the job."

"if you're negative, negative things happen to you."

"come sit with me."

"good for you. you want to make this right, what happened. but you can't."

"this is a lot of money. we could really use it."

"be realistic."

"you can't do this."

"you don't have the fight, you never have."

"i'm sorry, but it's true."

"are all these people here for me?"

"i- i haven't done anything yet."

"yeah, that's why we love you."

"so, you ready for your life to change?"

"pretty cool, huh?"

"i used to stand in the mirror, pretending to be where i am right now."

"on my first day, i felt like a fraud. but the good news is, everybody feels that way."

"and hey, we're a team now. we'll help each other out."

"i hope that's not inappropriate to say."

"settle down, we're just talking."

"look, i know that you're powerful. i get it."

"your powers are no joke."

"goes to show you, doesn't it? the bollocks people will believe, if you get them

scared enough."

"cool. cool, cool."

"i'm not gonna piss you about. i heard what happened."

"i'm sorry, who are you?"

"i said who the hell are you, how do you know that?"

"listen, i was thinking that you and me should have a bit of a chat."

"you don't sound like a fed."

"you got it all wrong. it's what i can do for you."

"if you knew half the shit they get up to… fucking diabolical."

"how do you spank a supe?"

"you'll love it."

"thank you for an extremely weird conversation."

"i don't wanna go to a second location with you."

"this is your one and only, mate. once i go i'm gone."

"what have you got to lose that you ain't already lost?"

"where are we?"

"keep your mouth shut."

"fucking hypocrite."

"you want to hear something crazy?"

"dude, that's nasty."

"they're fucking laughing."

"so what are you gonna do about it?"

"oh, for chrissakes. clean yourself up."

"never let them see you like this."

"someone's fucking hiding something."

"like what, like i'm fucking james bond?"

"no, no. i can't, okay?"

"i'm not an infiltrator."

"i'm sorry, i'm just gonna fuck it up."

"i'm not… i'm not like you."

"i know, i know, it's a tough swallow."

"i think maybe you can."

"friendship does cut both ways."

"i don't know what you're talking about."

"i'm fine, i'm just having a bad day."

"and… i didn't fight. and now i just feel sick."

"turns out i'm not who i thought i was."

"sorry, i didn't mean to just dump all of that on you."

"just 'cause you fall on your ass doesn't mean you have to stay there."

"that's not who you are. so, who are you?"

"i'm a fighter. i'm gonna fight. i'm gonna take that son of a bitch's head clean

off his body."

"little scary, but- but cool."

"okay, man. i'm in."

"don't want to be late to your first official meeting."

"i had a whole welcome speech planned."

"beginning to wonder if you'd even show up. all that pressure, it's a lot for

anyone to swallow."

"i'm here, and i'm not going anywhere."

"can we get back to this, please? this is a serious crime."

"now, what i do want to hear, is who you saved this week. huh?"

"that's that? that was- that was a lot. th- i've- hold on, can you just- can you

repeat it again?"

"or you can take the blue pill. or is it the red pill? anyway, take the other pill

and quit being a cunt."

"which pill do you want me to take?"

"just quit being a cunt, that's what i'm saying."

"could you empty your pockets, please?"

"accidents happen, right?"

"after all, i mean, you were saving the world."

"can i use your bathroom?"

"and i look him right in the eye, and i smile."

"that was awesome, man."

"i get why you dig this job."

"i think it's best that i take it from here, you know what i mean?"

"i know you can help. i got it."

"you ever seen an asshole tear up 45k?"

"i'd appreciate your discretion."

"of course. you have my word."

"you think i wouldn't find this?"

"who was he?! he put you up to this?"

"do you think i'm a fucking idiot?"

"sorry about the mess."

"you should fuck off."

"you're gonna fucking tell me, or i'm gonna smash your fucking scalp off."

"is he… is he dead?"

"well, he ain't moving."

"would've taken me forever to work that one out."

"let's get him in the booth. the trunk."

"we're both in a shitload of trouble."

"what?! then who the fuck are you?!"

[sugarandwhiskey]

send 🙌 to grab my muse by the throat

this can either be aggressive or flirty. the context of why is entirely up to you and for you to specify if you'd like!

[sugarandwhiskey]

“They did,” Sophie confirmed. Little out of handle was putting it lightly—sure, it had been fun but now everything was falling apart and Sophie didn’t know what to do. She probably shouldn’t have ended up back in Gotham, but here she was running away from Vegas. “They really really did.”

“Alright, I’ll be the first to admit, things really got out of hand.” For Roman or maybe the cat king?

"Did they?"

[sugarandwhiskey]

Help why is maybe this time from cabaret a Sophie Song

[sugarandwhiskey]

“Not tonight. I mean, if you want to I’ll support and encourage but I am staying far far away. I swear every time I get near one I end up in trouble. I think it’s a sign or something.”

“If I see a boner, I’m out.” For Bella!

"No boner chasin' tonight?"

[sugarandwhiskey]

TIKTOK STARTERS PART 8

❛ I think we were a little too Shania Twain about the situation…As in ‘that don’t impress me much’, you know what I’m saying. ❜

❛ Sometimes if you just trust in the universe it will take you to the most unexpected places…LIKE THE I-95! ❜

❛ If you’re wondering what I’m doing here - me too. ❜

❛ If she’s your girl then why is she under my bridge answering my riddles? And you know that she not gonna get any of them right and that means I’m taking her. You’re losing your girl to me, the troll! ❜

❛ Thank god that thing doesn’t have emotions because it would be shitting itself. ❜

❛ I must ask you through my bitter tears though they fall upon the ground, do you think the floral pattern swim trunks or the solid color? ❜

❛ What if that would have happened to me? I’m so glad that happened to you! ❜

❛ The only arresting this guy will be doing is a restin’ on this soft soft bed. ❜

❛ If that makes me filled with misery well then call me Kathy Bates. ❜

❛ Poor guy doesn’t even have a co-host. ❜

❛ This is personal to me because…I lost my brother to podcasting. ❜

❛ That is so unrelated to what I just asked. ❜

❛ Have you ever wondered how many houses in your lifetime you’ve driven by that have people locked up in the basement? ❜

❛ Look what I got for my funeral! A ouija board! That way I can go to the funeral too. I don’t want to miss the party of the year. ❜

❛ You’re the orangest…crap nothing rhymes with orange.  ❜

❛ Life is a journey. Life is a highway, if you will, and I’m hydroplaning violently into the cement divider. ❜

❛ Ever since I started dressing like a mob wife babies have been waving at me a lot more. ❜

❛ Dude, we have so much in common. We both love shapes and chocolate milk. ❜

❛ You just saying that created so much paperwork for me. ❜

❛ That’s basically kidnapping. I mean, some would call it kidnapping. I would also call it kidnapping. ❜

❛ Don’t go around introducing yourself as a rogue criminal, cause now I have to call someone. ❜

❛ I don’t like who I become on Carnival cruises.  ❜

❛ I’m gonna wake up dead because I didn’t pay my dues to the wasps. ❜

❛ You’re going down Tom and Jerry style you fucking muppet. ❜

❛ I may not have a doctor but I have the palette of a little French boy. I’m gonna live forever. ❜

❛ You can’t light a candle when the Devil’s outside! ❜

❛ I don’t respect ghosts. Like what you mean you possessed a child? You could have possessed Patrick Mahomes and played his superbowl but you possessed a child with a peanut allergy?  ❜

❛ That’s why you’re not in heaven, cause you’re kind of a douchebag. ❜

❛ Oohh paranormal activity this, paranormal activity that - get a pair of bitches bro.❜

❛ We’ve only tripped about seven times. That’s barely any. ❜

❛ The Department of Hoes and Insecurity - it’s the thot patrol! ❜

❛ You remember when society peaked and we had Optimus Prime doing a monologue over Linkin Park? Nothing’s been the same ever since. ❜

❛ So the pettiness gods are having their way with me. ❜

❛ I believe in holding grudges. I’ll heal in hell. ❜

[sugarandwhiskey]

Emotional Manipulation Starters

Trigger warnings apply. Requested by anon. (Disclaimer: not all of these sentences are manipulative in a different context, and some can be used jokingly as well.)

“If you really cared about me, you’d do what I’m asking.” “Don’t you trust me?” “I wish I never met you, honestly.” “You’re the reason I’m upset.” “It’s all your fault.” “I guess you just don’t love me enough.” “You have to keep it a secret. I’ll find out if you tell anyone.” “Whatever. It’s not like I care.” “I could just leave, you know.” “Do you like them more than me?” “Who have you been talking to?” “I would do anything to make you happy, I just want you to do the same for me.” “You have to tell me. Not telling me is just as bad as lying.” “It would be so easy for me to find someone else.” “If you loved me, you’d tell me.” “It’s like you don’t even care about me.” “One day I’ll be dead and you’ll regret not being there when I needed it.” “Nobody really cares about me, not even you.” “No one will ever love you the way I do.” “If you leave me, I don’t want to even think about what I’ll do.” “I’ll just tell everyone you were abusing me.” “You have to. You owe me.” “I’ve made sacrifices for you, now you have to do the same.” “I’ll never forgive you.” “No, it’s fine. Just do whatever you want, I guess.” “Am I upset? Why, should I be?” “If you don’t come over tonight, I’m going to hurt myself.” “I never said that. You’re trying to confuse me.” “I think you hate me.” “I would do anything for you, so why wouldn’t you do the same?” “If you don’t do this, it’s because you don’t love me.” “You were there for them, but not me?” “Yes, if you love me, you would change for me.” “I’m wasting my time with you.” “Well, I guess I’m just useless, aren’t I?” “I know you didn’t say it, but you were thinking it.” “You hate me. I know you do.” “You can’t convince me I’m not just a burden to you.”

[sugarandwhiskey]

PRETTY WOMAN (1990) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

people put you down enough, you start to believe it.

i'd like you to spend the week with me.

what's going on out here?

i don't feel like being alone tonight.

i think you have a lot of special gifts.

i'm very angry with my father.

i'm sorry i ever met you.

do you have a wife? girlfriend?

no matter what they say, it's all about money.

no wonder why you came looking for me.

if i forget to tell you later, i had a really good time tonight.

it must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful.

i appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got going, but let me give you a tip. i'm a sure thing, okay?

can we just move it along?

i like him so much.

how was your day, dear?

you should go for him. you look hot tonight.

call me when you're through.

what's your name?

what do you want it to be?

you and i are such similar creatures, [name].

i called and called. where were you last night?

you clean up real nice.

what's your name?

that's my favorite name in the whole world.

i'm gonna rip off all my clothes.

wow, great view!

how much is this?

i don't think this would fit you.

i think you are a very bright, very special woman.

i'm gonna treat you so nice, you're never gonna wanna let me go.

i'm here now.

let's watch old movies all night. we'll just veg out in front of the tv.

look, i'll tell you what. i'll be back.

the bad stuff is easier to believe. you ever notice that?

you can't charge me for directions.

you got that... sharp, useless look about you.

i told you not to pick up the phone.

i just wanna know who it works out for.

name someone? you want me to name someone?

what's your dream?

very few people surprise me.

well, you're lucky.

can i have another word, please?

it happens all the time.

some dreams come true, some don't.

so what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?

i can do anything i want to, baby.

you're late.

may i help you?

do you remember me?

you're stunning.

do you have anything in this shop as beautiful as she is?

could you come down to the front desk?

i was in here yesterday.

i have to go shopping now.

did you enjoy the opera?

i have to go now.

she's sweet. where ever did you find her?

people's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic. they either love it or hate it.

there's a sofa in here for two!

if they love it, they will always love it.

i want you to understand, i heard everything you said.

this is all i'm capable of right now.

it's a very big step for me.

i want the fairy tale.

you're forgiven.

i'm just using him for sex.

are you sure you want me to stay for the entire night?