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my friends: so you have to come to the ateez concert in july me: i mean....idk i dont really know... also me: -started considering what i would make as freebies-

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im going to bed EARLY right bc im GOING TO BOSTON TOMORROW imma get harvard souvenirs and act like i have no sense

i cant wait

this was a very chill birthday and i had good food and im prepared so spend mad money for no reason, but im trying to time it so all the stuff i order will come when i get home

but my lightstick for skz is coming SOON and i buying dumb things to wear for my concert ok i cant WAIT

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LMAO I'M GOING HOME BC OF THE PRICE

they no longer take my uft insurance so instead of the $755 I saved for it would be $1977

Yall outta ya damn minds anyway-

I have a dentist appointment today and low-key I hope my blood pressure high again so they don't do anything lmfaoooo I gotta clean and pack

Lemme get dressed tho

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I have a dentist appointment today and low-key I hope my blood pressure high again so they don't do anything lmfaoooo I gotta clean and pack

Lemme get dressed tho

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oh i got paid for scoring about to act the FOOL for my bday >:D

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anyway im making it a requirement next year they gotta start watching like old school cartoons i cant have children who dont get literary references out in the wild

we gotta have a skill day where its like yeah this is a bugs bunny cartoon we are going to count the outright lies and the slight lies to help you recognize sarcasm

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im not done bc all the christian kids were sending me

me: so for christianity important figures would be jesus, mary and joseph- student: who is mary and joseph? me: wdym who is mary and joseph student: i dont know those people me: you looked me in the EYE and told me you celebrated christmas???/ student: i dont know them- me: holy mary mother of god, pray for us sinners???? student: ive NEVER heard of mary me: -pulls up a renaissance painting of mary- MARY, JESUS'S MOM, LADY IN BLUE, FAINTLY GLOWING????? student: ooooh! i didnt know his mom had a name! me: -actively contemplating screaming- student: so who is joseph?? me: ....marys husband. jesus dad on earth student: but jesus is the son of god me: im not explaining divine vs earthly parents

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AND we tried to do the important holidays/festivals

video: one important holiday and tradition that is maintained is passover, where the journey out of egypt is remembered

-i need yall to know these kids already watched the prince of egypt-

students: whats passover? me: oh remember we watched the movie? literally the angel of death passed over the houses of the israelites-lemme just play the clip prince of egypt clip: god said to take a lamb- students: what are they doing? i dont get it! what are they talking about? me: hes literally. explaining. what is happening you have to WATCH clip: -shows the angel of death come through- students: wait miss i have a question. so the angel of death she is just killing people? me: angels dont have a gender. and like. thats what it said. like the nice pretty angels are much later and a christian/european invention. they fight students: theres FIGHTING?? me: ...i dont have time to do the kingdom. i just need you to know passover happened -LATER THO me: yes you nee important symbols. the star of david student: how is it the star of david? me: what? student: like that name isnt that old. me: idk how to tell you that king david is literally one of the most famous kings but yeah-

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im trying to teach these assholes monotheism and we cant get past fucking go

video: the israelites were enslaved in egypt and god used moses to bring them out....afterwards he received the 10 commandments and hundreds of others me: ok thats some notes you need. and fyi they were slaves for 400 yrs students: why? me: ...bc they were israelites. like the video just talked about it students: well how did they get out of slavery me: ....moses. like the video just said? students: whos moses? me: ...the guy who gets them out of egypt and gets the 10 commandments students: well whats the ten commandments me: ....you live in this country-the 10 commandments, you know thou shall not kill. honor your parents students: oh ive never heard of those me: lordt- - video: -speaks about the tahnk, the torah and the talmud- me: ok hey so you need that info. these are holy texts and books students: whats a holy text? me: we did that wiht hinduism. the vedas? sacred teachings. christianity has the bible. islam has thr quran. judaism has these ones students: so its their bible? me: ...its their holy book students: well whats that in the background me: hebrew. the video just told you all of those were written in hebrew students: well i cant read that me: youre not jewish??????? student: well why not be written in english me: it literally didnt exist. the bible wasnt even written in english originally student: well what about the other one? me: ...the QURAN? student: yeah whats that in me: arabic student: WHY me: because. muhammed. spoke arabic??? thats the language in saudi arabia.

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why am i fighting for my life looking for a bright yellow dress for this next event??????????????

why would i want a pale yellow what

what is that what does that mean

BRIGHT

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oh and i went to the neverland ball last week which is why i didnt do anything for black fae day for the first time ever but also look how cute i am :D

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ugh ok i did NOTHING this weekend but i need to have a clean apartment by this weekend bc its my bday but also lmao i may be leaving for a week to go on a work trip

also i have a pd tomorrow maybe

lordt

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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

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its my bday month, school is ALMOST over, i have to work on at least 2 outfits, im gonna see skz SOON and im going to see a friend at the end of the MONTH im EXCITED OK lemme nap

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watching death note but shaking my head the whole time so ppl know i dont condone men thinking

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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night