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maarten inghels

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I guess the idea of a companion animal that would eat your flesh is supposed to be upsetting but critically she doesn't do that while I'm alive. which I'd argue is the most important factor here.

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crt nostalgia is really funny to me because it makes total sense why everyone switched to lcd flat panel screens as soon as the tech came along

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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

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please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.

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Listen, if the writers of Wednesday can get their woefully mischaracterized fanfiction of the Addams Family greenlit by Netflix and win a bunch of awards, so can you.

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Best cloud?

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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

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Billions must resign

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earlier this year, the government of Ontario gave me a grant to write a book based on a pitch. and then I was like oh fuck, I actually need to write this book now.

but IT'S DONE! grant book is finished! it's very petite (>50k) and not at all my usual style of writing, but re-reading the ending made me cry in public, so maybe it's alright.

the premise is: you're a changeling. you were been swapped at birth for a human child, sent to human schools, and now in adulthood, are a bit of a failure. because, turns out, it's really hard to do human things when you're not actually human.

but still, things are going decently! until the human you were swapped for comes back to take their life. and - instead of treating them like an invader - everyone loves them. more than they do you.

definitely not a metaphor for anything, don't read into this too deeply, hahahahah! but anyway, it's called The Auf, and I hope it'll be a real book someday.