I'm Dani! I love cats, music, reading, video games, and crafts. She/her pronouns. Aggressively inclusionist! 🩷💜💙
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#hot topic (they have cute swimsuits and every year i contemplate whether this is the summer i finally try wearing bikinis. it's not)#and yeah i think i became evil from seeing one too many stupid disney tie-ins
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. i've posted about it before; it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thank you!!!
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oh my god i've been so absorbed with pre-k graduation prep that i almost forgot i'm seeing sub-radio again this friday
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Imagine you're at a fan meet up for James Cameron and he's just signing shit as usual. Then one day some people from his submarine trip are like "Jimmy! Paula found Atlantis!" and he just up and runs out of the place like "Holy shit, Atlantis!" and minutes later you see him booking it away from the KGB in America for some reason in a sixty year old trailer.
That's Montgomery LaMontgommery.
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Brennan: I'm gonna make a little code in a fake language and give them just the tiniest clue of how they might crack it and it’ll be a tantalizing little mystery for them
Siobhan:
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80 yo retired ex-con Papi moving “when you die, you’re dead” further down his rule list and moving “life is for living” up to rule number one got me thinkin, man
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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents
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"very simple crochet pattern for beginners, the only skills you need to know are single and double crochet and slip stitch"
step 1:
make a magic ring (if you don't know how to do this just google it you fucking idiot)
#the number of fucking patterns that i have but can't do because the magic ring is my achilles' heel#i'm not even actually a beginner i know how to do lots of complicated ass stitches and follow complex patterns#i just cannot for the fucking life of me make a magic ring work#i'm losing my mindddddddd#dandelion fluff#crochet
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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