he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs
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you can strip an angel of it's divinity by touching it with a magnet because the memory on it's hard drive is easily erased by anything with a strong enough magnetic field
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*making out with you* *stops* i think someone just split the timelines
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Barbie Dream Dumpster
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anne rice didn’t create a freudian nightmare web of fucked up vampiric relationships just for you all to reduce lestat and claudia to a mother-daughter duo
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I love hearing people go into a genuine, uncontrollable laughing fit. It brightens my soul in a manner I can't explain.
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I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.
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Aww look at this cutie ♡
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In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.
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a hand that wants to be held
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anyways more of btw and tbh because they are BESTIES!!!!
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