Five / 5, all pronouns || transgender vocaloid splatoon sonic grind
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Never be tempted to try suspicious Fanta flavours you will feel dubious for hours
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Idk whether this the pain or the pressure itself but sometimes before a pain day I'll nap for 2 hours then be in hours of a deep awful mood that pervades and won't leave me and i assume its just me, and every fucking time I wake up in the morning and then it's just that I'm in pain. Just the pressure. Meaningless beam of awful + fuck you but it's ok now your hands hurt :] what the hell
#sugar.text#This has happened like four times now and everytime I think no surely it's not the weather#It must uniquely be me#By far the most annoying symptom of this mess
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Courtesy of @dorkshove: Eminem has a Ryu Number of 3.
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I can't wait!!
Bought a skewb. I'm gonna go skewb. This is gonna be so skewb when I finally skewb. My wife sledgehammer and her boyfriend hedgeslammer
Me when I'm skewbing
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Bought a skewb. I'm gonna go skewb. This is gonna be so skewb when I finally skewb. My wife sledgehammer and her boyfriend hedgeslammer
Me when I'm skewbing
#SKEWB#My favourite “what if we made the Rubik's cube diagonal” (severe oversimplification)#Skewbin#Sugar.text
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shivuh (based on a random png i found off the interwebs) (also her doin makeup)
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Doctor are you rude to service workers
If they get my order wrong? Yes.
I also like messing with them. It's entertaining to toy with lesser beings. My favourite thing to do at the moment is order spaghetti bolognese. I'll ask for some cheese on it, and of course, they'll get the cheese for me, and begin grating.
"Just say when!" They'd say cheerfully, and the pile of cheese begins growing.
"... Say when?" They'd repeat, now a little confused. I do NOT say when. The amount of cheese is getting concerning. They'd decide to stop.
"I didn't say when. Keep. Grating." I'd reply. They'd start grating again out of fear. There would be a whole mountain of cheese on my plate by that point
Sometimes they finish the whole block, and I make them fetch another one. And I don't stop doing this until I'm satisfied by their horrified faces.
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