Aaron 31yo. Journeyman Network Wizard. I am tumblr's token cis/het white boy. I've been here since 2011 and I'm not going anywhere. I like Metal, Games, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Comics, Comedy, STEM
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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best
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r/decks is greats “you already know what’s up top”
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they are like beautiful tropical birds to me
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sentence I just read on reddit ran "there was a snafu with the ganache" and i think these are some of the best syllables out there. there was a gnafu with the snanache. there was a snache with the ganafu. etc.
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Hurrah for the Union Army in its holy fight against the Confederacy the evil AI overlords and the destruction of historic sites.
I'd pay way too much money to see a full Civil War era artillery assault on an AI data center.
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Today on mcnostril.com: Everything is fine.
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chris martin accidentally exposing a CEO for cheating with his employee via a kiss cam at a coldplay concert is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while
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Wooden Crescent Moon Cabinet With Dragon Base
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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street
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"[Zoey] is a rapper and lyricist. She grew up in America, somewhere called 'Burbank, USA'. She's the cutest maknae."
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dir. Maggie Kang & Chris Appelhans
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This may seem like a very “well duh” post but i do think it’s important to be clear that when trump claims he intends to “deport” U.S. citizens that that is definitionally not deportation. Deportation specifically refers to the civil process of removal a foreign noncitizen to the country where they hold citizenship. Deportation is also, in most cases, a legal punishment in itself and will not result in the deportee being jailed upon arrival to their country of citizenship. Removing US citizens from the US and placing them in jails in countries that they have no citizenship claim to is commonly referred to as “disappearing,” “kidnapping,” or “trafficking” and discussions around trump’s desire to remove US citizens from the country should refer to it as such
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Defined abs are so weird they always make somebody look like a centipede to me
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