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suitablysolemn · 2 months ago

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hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

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suitablysolemn · 2 months ago

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(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

#me when i. no i shant say it #me when i have poor mental health #lets say that

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suitablysolemn · 2 months ago

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its almost here…

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suitablysolemn · 3 months ago

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nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

#JODER MI ESTUPIDA BAKA VIDA #hollering

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suitablysolemn · 3 months ago

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Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

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suitablysolemn · 3 months ago

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thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

#in light of the bill that just got introduced to abolish osha #lmao.

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suitablysolemn · 3 months ago

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I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3

#if i remember correctly i had 13 off of this list #somewhere between 13-15 #with the same caveats as the one i just reblogged #(aka 'for a few of them i wasnt fully paying attention/watched a different adaptation/etc')

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suitablysolemn · 3 months ago

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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

#38 off of this list #assuming that things like 'listening to the heathers soundtrack but not actually watching it' count #and 'i watched like half of this movie but i wasnt really paying attention' (howls moving castle and some other ones)#'i was physically there but mentally checked out' basically lmao

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suitablysolemn · 3 months ago

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I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3

#goncharov not being on this list is a fucking tragedy

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suitablysolemn · 3 months ago

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let the hard animal of your body hate what it hates

#misread 'animal' as 'criminal'#still got the point across. possibly even better

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suitablysolemn · 3 months ago

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