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I love everything everything abt that family photo but especially

Lisa’s low-key smug grin (“yea my husband’s a vampire. yea my sons a vampire. fuck with me now”)

The sweetest little dhampir ever, supporting my theory he was born with a full head of hair

And Glad Vlad the Dad™️ with a wholesome family-loving smile

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Do you ever think about the fact that Ed’s entire life goal almost hinged on whether or not he’d be able to pass the state alchemist test, and yet when he actually got to the test he decided to demonstratively try to assassinate the president

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Would you like the desserts menu? 🍡🍧🍰😅🙌🏻✨

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i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

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My brain, at 6 AM on a Monday: I wonder if you can order those little soy sauce fish shaped bottles in bulk, except without soy sauce in them. You should spend 30 minutes trying to find them instead of sleeping.

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No wonder I have trouble falling sleeping at night

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No offence but Pokemon has been nothing but a positive force in my life and I will love Pokemon forever

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morninge beauté routine

awaken whenever im want

stretch

screme if necessary

appreciate myself exactly as im am

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*spongebob narrator voice* ah… the temptations of the flesh

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petition for a live action version of ratatouille where linguine is played by john mulaney and there’s no actual script, they just let him and a rat loose in a kitchen for an hour and a half

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Me after tucking my kids in bed and going to the kitchen to eat all their paw patrol gummy snacks

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executive dysfunction

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mountain dew sounds like something a gentle witch would feed to her pet field mice to bless them but in reality its like drinking battery acid