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no offence but………. round…….. round………. get around………. i get around…………….
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🐝 this bee is rooting for you. he knows you’re gonna be okay
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Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000
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god I just want clear skin and a brain that functions properly and apparently that’s just too much to ask for on this bitch of an earth
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so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
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i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today
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this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
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