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dumbass forgot she ingested an alcoholic beverage😂
its too warm tonight even the walls and my mattress are generating heat
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Cute things to say between breaths while making out
- I fucking hate you
- Jesus Christ man I hate you
- I can’t believe how much I hate you
- I hate you
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its too warm tonight even the walls and my mattress are generating heat
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Still find it wild that people dont forget me the second im not talking to them. What do you mean things remind you of me and you think about me when im not there?
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Happy Father’s Day from the Gold-specs jawfish (Opistognathus randalli)! Dads-to-be of many jawfish species carry eggs in their mouths. This behavior helps protect offspring from predators. To attract females, male jawfish do a “dance” that involves a series of sweeping movements and fin-flashing. And the crescendo of this courtship ritual? Males open their mouths as wide as possible to boast their mouthbrooding potential!
Photo: Wayne and Pam Osborn, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
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#dragged
#the comments are so amusing#there is no denying this is real and true hatred and they really dk mean what theyre saying
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Cyclists are perverts of a high degree
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