An independent and non selective Sullivan Squire from Burn the Witch Penned by Dani
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Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.
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Obligatory Vine Sentence Starters ……… 2!!!!!
40 starters | TW: drugs mention; suggestive
« fuck off! »
« move, i’m gay. »
« i like that laugh. »
« son of a biscuit!!! »
« get out of my car! »
« i said you’re gross. »
« suck a DICK, devil! »
« go chop his dick off! »
« you can’t sit with us. »
« i’m calling the police! »
« i don’t feel like driving! »
« he fucking pushed me! »
« look, it’s the good kush. »
« who the fuck wanna die?! »
« pft, gay. i wouldn’t fuck you. »
« would you like an avocado? »
« would you not eat my pants? »
« hey loser, say kid backwards! »
« bro, i had a dream we fucked! »
« accept yourself! love yourself!! »
« honey, can you try to be quiet? »
« do you want your cranberry juice? »
« that’s what a good pussy sounds like. »
« how do you know what’s good for me? »
« let’s mcfreakin’ lose it! get outta your mind!! »
« how about you shut your goddamn mouth?! »
« wow son, your whips are getting really good. »
« someday i’m gonna own this goddamn town. »
« hurricane katrina? more like hurrican tortilla!! »
« anybody ever tell you you look like beyonce? »
« we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. »
« i thought you were bae… turns out you’re just fam. »
« even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself. »
« what the FUCK is up? no, what did you say, what the FUCK dude?! »
« he doesn’t deserve you. if he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone. »
« you know what? i’m about to say it. i don’t care that you broke your elbow. »
« i didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y'all, y'all not gonna get no sleep ‘cause of me! »
« somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet. »
« hey! i think you’re really cool!! i like you a lot!! maybe we can hang out of something. »
« they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine, but you’re not really fine- »
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❝ ░ sherlock s3 / starter sentences.
feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit !
❛ listen to me. i am not gay! ❜ ❛ i’m definitely going to kill you. ❜ ❛ oh, please. killing me, that’s so two years ago. ❜ ❛ i don’t shave for [ name ]. ❜ ❛ oh, you should put that on a t-shirt. ❜ ❛ i wanted you not to be dead! ❜ ❛ yeah, well, be careful what you wish for. ❜ ❛ those things will kill you. ❜ ❛ you’d have to be an idiot not to see it. you love it. ❜ ❛ i don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean. ❜ ❛ why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? the only one reacting like a human being. ❜ ❛ i believe in [ name ]. ❜ ❛ wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um, one question, just let me ask one question… ❜ ❛ i’m not lonely, [ name ]. ❜ ❛ if you seem slow to me, [ name ], can you imagine what real people are like? i’m living in a world of goldfish. ❜ ❛ well, the short version… not dead. ❜ ❛ you know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick. ❜ ❛ i can’t be seen wandering around with an old man. ❜ ❛ no, i prefer my doctors clean-shaven. ❜ ❛ that’s not a sentence you hear every day. ❜ ❛ i don’t understand. i said i’m sorry, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do? ❜ ❛ gosh, you don’t know anything about human nature, do you? ❜ ❛ that’s impossible. ❜ ❛ welcome to my world. ❜ ❛ oh, [ name ]. what do we say about coincidence? ❜ ❛ the universe is rarely so lazy. ❜ ❛ they’re right about you. you’re a bloody psychopath. ❜ ❛ imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding. who exactly would you pick? ❜ ❛ beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models. ❜ ❛ yeah, but am i a pretty lady? ❜ ❛ you’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, [ name ]? ❜ ❛ do you always carry handcuffs? ❜ ❛ you are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen. ❜ ❛ i have an international reputation. do you have an international reputation? ❜ ❛ can you whisper? ❜ ❛ marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can’t imagine. ❜ ❛ i am a ridiculous man. redeemed only by the warmth and consistency of your friendship. ❜ ❛ sorry, that was one more deduction than i was really expecting. ❜ ❛ i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are. ❜ ❛ most ghosts tend to haunt a single house. this ghost, however, is willing to commute. ❜ ❛ oh, do your research. i’m not a hero, i’m a high-functioning sociopath. merry christmas! ❜ ❛ did you miss me? ❜ ❛ your loss would break my heart. ❜ ❛ what the hell am i supposed to say to that? ❜ ❛ the problems of your past are your business. the problems of your future are my privilege. ❜ ❛ [ name ], you are a back-stabbin’, heartless, manipulative bastard. ❜ ❛ you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore. ❜ ❛ there’s nothing the matter with me! imagine i said that without shouting. ❜ ❛ you’re gonna love being dead, [ name ]. no one ever bothers you. ❜ ❛ is everyone i’ve ever met a psychopath? ❜ ❛ everything’s available for a price. you making me an offer? ❜ ❛ let me flick your face. ❜ ❛ [ name ] is actually a girl’s name. ❜
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