the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
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What if we faked being boyfriends to appease my family over Christmas break in exchange for 2 months of laundry and over the course of 10 days of arguments, family drama, and sheer chaos we slowly fall in love? Haha jk, jk...
Unless?
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sometimes i'm lulled into a false sense of thinking that i am normal and well-adjusted and survived my tumultuous teenage years. and then i remember that i can still quote klance lines word for fucking word. we are a good team. we had a bonding moment i cradled you in my arms nope don't remember didn't happen. i think he's, like, the future. i was literally there for klance is cannon king. it humbles me REAL quick
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wait till the tumblr girlies find out that in binary star systems sometimes one star will basically eat the other and kill them both - resulting in the most powerful thing a star could ever do in its life.
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looks can be deceiving
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Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!
Actual archaeology:
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has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up
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not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist
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me existing: am I doing something wrong?
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MANIFEST
MANIFEST
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Nothing but support for Imane Khelif going after every public figure that spread misinformation about her.
Hope JK Rowling in particular gets sued into the ground.
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Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you
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