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DID “VISIT LAS VEGAS” JUST MAKE AN AD THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER LESBIAN MOVIE OUT THERE? Y E S

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@radio-cybertron

okay i have a loki question

how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?

like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”

heimdall: that’s a baby

odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time

or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan

frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.

odin: what

frigga:

heimdall:

loki: *baby noises*

odin: right

honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”

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Anyone wanna share a table at TFCon Chicago this year?

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And before i forget

DWARVEN WOMEN WITH LONG LUXURIOUS BEARDS

Because fuck cowards is why

Lesbian romance.

Lesbian interfaith romance.

Lesbian interspecies romance.

Trans inclusive lesbian romance.

Yeah. This is the kinda shit imma write.

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Lesbian romance.

Lesbian interfaith romance.

Lesbian interspecies romance.

Trans inclusive lesbian romance.

Yeah. This is the kinda shit imma write.

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Awww, poor guy. Thats not a fun situation to be in.

Yeah. Legions generally okay, it just means he starts craving metals a lot more during rapid growth periods.

Oc meme!: my oc legion's always been a bit of a metallovore. He doesnt find out until he hits medical school that its because his creepy crawly sire decided to try splicing a bit of scraplet into his cna while he was still in prowls gestational tank.

0_o Poor thing!

‘Rostra’, Ratchet’s guide in ‘Debtors’ hates fighting. He’s actually a bit of a pacifist. But Soundwave pays good so he does his best and keeps his head down. 

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*earperk* depends on how far she diverges from canon june aside from species.

I like this idea tho. ..tell moar?

Damn. People love their OCs; I’m totally running out of OCs to reply back to people with. Gonna have to start double-facting! :)

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Yaaaaaaas

@fuzipenguin we could always help. >D

Damn. People love their OCs; I’m totally running out of OCs to reply back to people with. Gonna have to start double-facting! :)

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Theres another option...

Make more ocs? :D

Damn. People love their OCs; I’m totally running out of OCs to reply back to people with. Gonna have to start double-facting! :)

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Minigun rolls off the tongue better than not so mini anti everything gun.

why is it called a minigun…. its huge

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Yaaaaaaas

You can do the thing! :D

Also eventually I’m going to make a half-troll of every elf race (yes every elf race) in WoW and none of you can stop me because my thirst for hybrids and cross-breeds knows no bounds what so ever.

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Thought: theres one other option for him, especially if you take his voice into account.

Starscream as a male peacock.

Those motherfuckers will fight you over a stale crouton crumb nevermind a whole ass fry

Starscream isn’t a bird of prey, like, a raptor, tbh. You know what he is? He’s a creature that’s just as dangerous, just as fast, vicious, and bloodthirsty, every bit as clever as a hawk but far, far more wicked and adaptive.

Starscream is a goddamn seagull.

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Its the new bourgeoisie. Hideousness= taste and if you dont like it youre not 'cultured enough'. *eyeroll* when its really just ugly as fuck.

Out of curiosity, I went to see what sort of dining room set you could get for $31,000.

Answer: an ugly one

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@theundyingdelta you mean dbz?

you've heard of "completely overpowered self-insert characters", now get ready for "daydreaming about completely overpowered self-insert characters sacrificing themselves to stop an equally overpowered bad guy synced to that one song you've been listening to on youtube for the past two weeks"

HAHAHDBNSJMGNG

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Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

'Out with the old, in with the glam!'

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

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Update!

Welp

@hananoir moves out at the end of the week, and we still have to figure out how to get our furniture down. Thanks to @tinyfiestyrosiekitten I was able to keep my car for another month as my check comes in, however- we’re now dealing with the day to day issues. My check came in, and covered our over-draft fees to basically $-5.00 in the account right now- which I can show you if anyone wants receipts. 

However, Hana is still without a car- and depending on me for things like dog food, food for herself, and other things- and even with my sister helping me- she’s still having to support a household herself. If you can, please give her a little bit. She’s looking for work, and still trying to keep herself going. Thankfully, we were able to afford a month of her medication. She has applied for aid, and for unemployment- and we’re all waiting for approval. 

But any little bit helps. 

I really hate to keep asking you guys, but honestly- with their and your help, it’s the only reason we’re not in utter financial ruin right now. We’ve put in for our tax returns, but they haven’t been approved yet- so that’s still up in the air. 

Donate to Hana here 

Offer a Ko-fi here