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well. i've been keeping myself busy i can tell you that much.
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(okay no, but put in the tags something youre the unofficial influencer of. Like something youve purchased enough, used enough, bragged about and endorsed enough to others that you should be an influencer for)
#peach calpico….#Holbein acrylic gouache.#Trader Joe’s vanilla ice cream.#my biggest soapbox is tzatziki as the best french fry dip. does that count.
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I hope they meet each other one day
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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it
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$20 used to mean something
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I forgot I have fucking alfajores life is good
#thank you past me and coworker (yesterday)#she ordered in Spanish and all I caught was her saying ‘make sure mine is a separate check’ because I told her it was my turn to pay.#I will fight this woman (lovingly)
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I'm not really committing to Junicorn, but i have been drawing little squares of them all June...
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her: you gotta be a car that transforms into a cyborg pony then into a small biplane if you think we're fuckin
me:
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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
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everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs
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Aberration
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wyrms, lindworms, drakes and dragons are all different stages of the same species, they just grow one pair of limbs at a time as they mature, like a tadpole
Millipedes are the extreme end of the power and development stage
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Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?
#yes fuck off#it’s basically 80 inside most days cause our ac literally can’t compensate for the heat#*at work. home I keep it a balmy 68-72°f
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