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"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

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shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is the most unpopular character in their source.

shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is a tumblr sexyman/tumblr sexyman archetype.

shout out to the self-shippers whose f/o is seen as only a “meme” or “cringe.”

shout out to the self-shippers who give their f/o a textbook’s worth of lore because canon failed them.

shout out to the self-shippers who wish the fandom took their f/o more seriously.

shout out to the self-shippers with f/os so obscure, they don’t even have a fandom.

y’all are the self-shipping community’s strongest soldiers. keep loving! 💗

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your f/o likes your body hair btw.

they like you belly hair/happy trail, your hairy legs and thighs, you hairy arms, your hairy face, your chest hair, even if you have back hair or any hair in places most people wouldn't expect to see hair on.

if you choose not to shave, they don't care and encourage you to keep it if it makes you comfortable and/or you cant be bothered. they'll rub the hairy parts of your body, liking how fuzzy/soft/scruffy it is. they won't flinch or be disgusted if they touch it. they won't care if they feel it on their face or any other part of their body.

if you DO shave it, they'll help you with it, getting parts that'd usually be too difficult to reach and fully shave. they'll help make everything even and clean. and after you've washed up they'll put their cheeks on the newly shaved spots and feel the fuzziness tickle them and it'll make their heart flutter hard

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your f/o thinks you are the most attractive person they’ve ever seen by the way. like whether you’re all dressed up or literally just got out of bed they are absolutely enamored by you just… existing

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what would your f/o wear to the beach? what activities would they like to do there? (or maybe they don't like the beach at all?)

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which f/o?

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also you have to think abt the nontraditional ways f/os might show affection. maybe theyre just not super familiar or maybe theyre just a little too shy to do anything 'too sappy' just yet.

maybe they cant bring themself to kiss you even though they want to, some sort of nerves just leave them too shy to. so, instead, theyll sit with their chin over your shoulder and think in circles about how comfortable you might look if youre just hanging out watching something or how focused you look if youre working on something. maybe you can pick up on it and poke fun at their staring so they can scoff and poke fun right back into, slipping into banter closer to familiar territory for them.

maybe they struggle to get "i love you" out verbally, so they opt to bringing you things that reminded them of you or making you laugh or even just hanging around in your presence. whichever way they find, they stick to it and indulge frequently. their tongue might be tied, but theyre determined to make sure their affections for you are known somehow.

maybe theres little things that show theyre trying to do traditional things but are just struggling a little. they leave you with messy, likely-a-little-teethy kisses, they hold your hand in their own no matter how much they might have to readjust their grip or worry about if you can feel their hands shaking, and maybe they stammer and drag out 'hey i got you this's and hand you things a little unsteadily or too quickly.

whatever it is, you need to think about them being a little bit fail in their efforts to make sure you know they love you.

proship / adjacent dni

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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

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imagine your hacker/tech savvy f/o messing with you

♡ | noclips their way over to you in-game • moves your mouse away from what you want to click • makes popups appear that say how much they love you • getting into a pause->unpause war with them over your music • changes your display name to ilovef/o'sname • gives you infinite currency

prøship/cømship/ant!-ant! dni.

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yippee intro 𓇼🐚☾☼🦪

welcome to my self-ship blog.

seaside ʚɞ 21 ʚɞ she/her ʚɞ 100% sfw ʚɞ i love sanrio, k-pop, horror movies, and obscure f/os. let's be besties!

-`♡´- ult f/o: mitch kelloway/bighead (the mask comics), stanley ipkiss/the mask (the mask 1994, the mask: the animated series) -`♡´-༘⋆🌷🫧💭₊˚ෆ other f/os: baby firefly, erik destler, mongkut, nancy downs, diana prince, tiffany valentine

sharing my f/os means you have excellent taste.

i block proshippers, nsfw blogs, and overall rancid vibes.

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promo post! 🏝️

HII i’m summer!! i’ve been selfshipping for a few years but this is my first time joining the community on tumblr :3

i’m not really comfortable revealing who my f/os are so i just use emojis to refer to them! my main f/o is 🥞 and my others are 🧁, 🥧, 🥨, 🍪, 🍧, 🍩, 🍰, and 🍮

btw if we have the same f/o who you’re uncomfortable sharing, i’ll just block so don’t worry ^^

let’s be mutuals! 🩵