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im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

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oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

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men who straight white ppl consider attractive but activate my fight or flight response

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quietly from under a pile of pillows: im very tired

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the only two human emotions

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Idk why but the idea of someone shattering into like, glass shards is... kinda hot

wh…. why are you telling me?

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if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust

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anyone: tries to be positive

an idiot on this hellsite, inevitably: life is DREARY and DEPRESSING and AWFUL we cant all be NEUROTYPICAL KAREN

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“hi! i’ve got a magic present for you! heres it comes!”

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So if Kayn ults Varus, that’s five people in one dude…

Our beloved DM, @krugdork, on the new lore (via louchastain)

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me when i logged on to look at memes and ended up finding out melanie martinez is a rapist

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wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

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*professor writes a minor 2nd on the board*

my friend and me in complete unison: lov the cronch