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my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub
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love that the wiki list of met gala themes has the ticket prices listed next to them. wym it went from 30,000 to 75,000 in the past like, four years what the fuck
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Allison Holt(British)
Turquoise Waves Freehand machine embroidery on painted silk 7×7 ins via
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replace "hates pink puffballs" with "women" not so funny now is it
meta knight hates pink women
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Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
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No wonder death grips fucking hate their fans, relistening to their music, it's so visceral and personal for it to be boiled down to "haha funny black guy scream xd" is insulting
#i wasnt a part of the original death grips blowup i just started listening to them last year#so i wasn't aware that people were treating his music like that damn
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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
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Like Mama… (1977)
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next time you get in an argument with a brain in a jar you can just tell it you dont have to listen to someone that's legally considered a soup
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you would think u should use fire attacks against the yeti because its a ice animal but really the same blubber and thick fur that protects it frrom the cold also protects it from theheat so actually the answer is either eleictricity or poison
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LAURA HARRIER The 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" (May 5, 2025)
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